God's country right here.

Jonesing for some cup n char now.

Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121

Halloween's not even cold in the ground yet lol

I have found that regularly thinking "FUCK THAT GUY" (lots of source material/targets over the past decade) is a great first stop on the way to a loving relationship with emphatic, out loud "FUCK YOU". "FUCK OFF" is also helpful as a training tool.
You can do it!

Milky Hay

We've gotten into buffalo cauliflower bites as a surprisingly satisfactory substitute over the past year. Birdseye makes some that are OK, but the hot ticket is when Aldi has their own cheap version during football season. The frequency with which we would eat wings would kill us, so veggies it is.

A sales rep I met with today hawking yet more agentic AI bullshit products actually pitched the idea of reducing workforce as a big selling point that would definitely bring value to our company. I work for a growing startup that has fewer than a dozen people. My dude. No.

The first rainy day we had last week I felt the pull of couch/blanket/book something fierce but could not indulge.

My dream vacation right now is about 10 of those kind of days in a row.

And my baseline is "All donuts are appetizing" ... but this ... wut is happening

Hundreds of people cosplaying as Kid Rock in front of ICE detention centers would be fucking hilarious.

"[A]gents engulfed my car in tear gas, smashed my driver-side window, and pepper-sprayed my face.... I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. No explanation. No charges. No apology. One day, I was just told, 'you’re free to go.'" #KavanaughStop

Whoa whoa whoa...
Every instance of "Run It Into the Pile" 1999-2017