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Mari Brisco
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that line between knowing what's going on and not letting him stress me out is fine!
Part of my plan to not go crazy over the next 4 years is to detach from what that man is talking about day to day. I’m only committed to being informed about actual policy when it is signed.
January 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Squid Game reminds me of being in grad school.
December 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Sleeping at my parents house for Noche Buena, the amount of gifts they got for my daughter is INSANE. #WhoAreThesePeople #MyParentsWouldNever 🤣🤣
December 25, 2024 at 4:21 AM
The Pop Culture Jeopardy contestants don’t ever know the answers to the questions about Black & Brown people.
December 17, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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- counting down to Christmas.
December 12, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Me getting misty eyed at anything my daughter does 😭😂
OMG 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
December 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Give The Gentlemen all the awards! 🏆
Netflix has received 36 Golden Globes nominations!

Congrats to Emilia Pérez, Nobody Wants This, Squid Game, Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, Maria, Ripley, Griselda, Black Doves, The Gentlemen, The Diplomat, A Man on the Inside, & Glen Powell who scored his first-ever nom for Hit Man.
December 9, 2024 at 2:15 PM
What an ugly ass win 😂 #whodat
December 8, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Draymond vs. Rudy tonight!
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December 7, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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thank y’all so much for supporting my work during this holiday season. the mugs always get constant love, so I appreciate that deep.

TODAY is the last day to order one. They’re still on sale, so stack up & flex for the holidays! Hella love to y’all. ☕️

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December 6, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Bubbles are always a hit!
Hey Santa, are you looking for a perfect, budget friendly gift for the toddler in your life?

You can’t go wrong with bubbles. 🫧

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December 6, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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It’s 38 with a wind chill of 26 in New Orleans. It’s time to file a grievance.

I love yall but I do not care about how much worse it is in the north or the Midwest. I live where God moved the thermostat to the right on purpose.
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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Big Jason Bourne Blackbriar energy. Get Pam Landry on the phone!
Idk man, I’ve read enough spy novels to know that anyone who uses a silencer in a murder got paid BIG bucks to do the deed.
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Oh.... b*tch. Lemme clear my Thursday after class
December 4, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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New: Kendrick Lamar announces Grand National Tour
Kendrick Lamar announces ‘Grand National’ tour
The announcement comes as the rapper’s latest album debuted atop the Billboard 200 chart.
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December 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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omperzole is my portion

a constant friend is zantac 75
Everyone talks about how hangovers get worse in your 30s but nobody talks about how bad the *food hangovers* are as you start approaching 40.
November 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Everyone talks about how hangovers get worse in your 30s but nobody talks about how bad the *food hangovers* are as you start approaching 40.
November 30, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Had crawfish beignets with crab fat aioli and then a pecan beignet that sent me to heaven.
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November 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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omprezole to my heartburn rn
November 29, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Scott/Santa in The Santa Clause is 38 and I almost COLLAPSED 😂😂
That feeling when you realize that you're the same age as the grown-ups in your childhood movies 😭
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November 29, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Karaoke should have the Mentos song
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Today’s customer photo! 😍 #PassportPolish
November 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Kendrick needs to release one more diss track and call it “Discovery”.
November 26, 2024 at 6:02 PM