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Liss 🦋
@itslissss.bsky.social
Just a dope chick from the 313! What up doe?!
Not sure how I ended up on the Midnight Ballerina side of TT today, but I was this close 🤏🏾 to saying FTS and walking out that bish.
April 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nobody:

Me: 🗣🗣 BITCH I MIGHT BE!
April 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hard pass!
My stomach turning already
Flaming Hot Cheetos Marshmallow Treats. Would y’all try it?
April 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I wanna watch Martin.
April 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The lining is shedding 😩
April 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh my damn!
Laaawwwdddd 😋😋
April 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Nothing worse than asking a person if they grabbed "xyz" by mistake, and they're quick to say no, then 24 hrs later...

#muthafucka
April 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you're talking to me and I'm giving you ZERO eye contact, please STFU and get TF away from me, respectfully.
January 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
First Thanksgiving with my lifestyle change means no dressing for me. Sucks because that's my FAVORITE dish!
November 27, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Good morning to everyone who's Friday is today!

Hey to everyone else, 😑😂!
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 PM
That video of @kevonstage.bsky.social stuttering while trying to read that ad will forever tickle my entire soul!!
November 26, 2024 at 12:19 PM
IYKYK 😭😭
Breathing exercise 💃💃
November 26, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Good morning to everyone who is NOT on vacation this week, ONLY! 😫🤣
November 26, 2024 at 12:00 PM
This killed me! 😫😂
November 22, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Sounds like some shit my husband would say 😂! Chill on my 'stache!
Go to hell 😩
When you kiss that lightskinned woman good bye this morning if her mustache tickles you let her know
November 21, 2024 at 2:29 PM
My baby takes her MA certification exam today. I pray that she eases through it with no anxiety and a successful outcome.
November 21, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Yesterday was a day! The fact that I have to sit in the office again today facing her desk knowing she's not coming back is crazy. Damn!
November 21, 2024 at 11:20 AM
It's Friday, Eve!!

Good morning my beautiful melanated people!
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November 21, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I need some sugar free libation recipes.
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I'll take the Christmas bonus without the party, please and thank you!
November 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
*Blocked*

It's 3 pm. I don't care see you pulling on your meat at this hour or any for that matter!
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I need (want) a martini flight.
November 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Suspect is me!
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Not my coworker deciding to die yesterday!
November 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Good morning! It's a new day, let's make it great!
November 20, 2024 at 3:15 PM