Damn guys I guess they finally misplaced the dongle for his charger
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Damn guys I guess they finally misplaced the dongle for his charger
Load-bearing daughter
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Load-bearing daughter
Asking my family and friends to forget I’m neurodivergent so I can send them this instead
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Asking my family and friends to forget I’m neurodivergent so I can send them this instead
First of all the government has been trying to fight autism for decades now by refusing to give us a nationwide high speed rail system
September 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
First of all the government has been trying to fight autism for decades now by refusing to give us a nationwide high speed rail system
Captain, the bootlickery is off the charts! The ship can’t handle it!
September 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Captain, the bootlickery is off the charts! The ship can’t handle it!
Therapist: The cunty Hat Man can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
The Cunty Hat Man:
The Cunty Hat Man:
September 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Therapist: The cunty Hat Man can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
The Cunty Hat Man:
The Cunty Hat Man:
You know I have to respect my therapist’s dedication to trying to get me to stop believing I’m always in trouble knowing full well we’re both from immigrant Catholic families and that’s just not on the table for either of us, truly inspiring levels of optimism
September 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You know I have to respect my therapist’s dedication to trying to get me to stop believing I’m always in trouble knowing full well we’re both from immigrant Catholic families and that’s just not on the table for either of us, truly inspiring levels of optimism
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rfk jr kinda reminds me of her
September 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
rfk jr kinda reminds me of her
Fucked up that all these chuds have a breeding kink and are trying to force us all to rawdog and not a praise kink where they invest in social programs and beg us to tell them they are being Mommy Liberty’s good little boys
September 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Fucked up that all these chuds have a breeding kink and are trying to force us all to rawdog and not a praise kink where they invest in social programs and beg us to tell them they are being Mommy Liberty’s good little boys
Eldest Daughters:
I’d like to apologize.
Not for anything. I just like to do it.
Not for anything. I just like to do it.
August 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Eldest Daughters:
Bi/Pan alliance club called “A Secret Third Thing”
August 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Bi/Pan alliance club called “A Secret Third Thing”
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the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
Was I good? Was I normal? Did I seem like a bottomless pit of want and need? Did I come off like a paper thin veneer of a person covering a black hole of validation and acceptance? Was I cringe? Did people laugh at my jokes?
August 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Was I good? Was I normal? Did I seem like a bottomless pit of want and need? Did I come off like a paper thin veneer of a person covering a black hole of validation and acceptance? Was I cringe? Did people laugh at my jokes?
“Well yeah the trolling is funny but he didn’t-“ I am in your walls. I am in your walls and vents like Eugene Victor Tooms. I am whispering in your ear at night that purity politics is not sustainable. I am eating all the food in your fridge and leaving mayo packets. I am stealing every left shoe.
August 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Well yeah the trolling is funny but he didn’t-“ I am in your walls. I am in your walls and vents like Eugene Victor Tooms. I am whispering in your ear at night that purity politics is not sustainable. I am eating all the food in your fridge and leaving mayo packets. I am stealing every left shoe.
The reason no solid accounts of Jesus’ adolescence exist is because the Vatican doesn’t want you to know he went through a pretty heavy ska phase as a teen
August 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The reason no solid accounts of Jesus’ adolescence exist is because the Vatican doesn’t want you to know he went through a pretty heavy ska phase as a teen
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I’m gonna hold your hands and give them a gentle lil squeeze when I say this: A billionaire’s a billionaire and a boot’s a boot and even your faves would throw you to the sharks if the money was right.
June 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m gonna hold your hands and give them a gentle lil squeeze when I say this: A billionaire’s a billionaire and a boot’s a boot and even your faves would throw you to the sharks if the money was right.
One day, God willing, we’re going to wake up and it will have happened
July 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
One day, God willing, we’re going to wake up and it will have happened
Move night ideas: Post-Twilight unhinged homoerotic A24 double feature of Love Lies Bleeding and The Lighthouse
July 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Move night ideas: Post-Twilight unhinged homoerotic A24 double feature of Love Lies Bleeding and The Lighthouse
She jabbar on my pain box til I gom (is this anything)
July 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
She jabbar on my pain box til I gom (is this anything)
Did we ever figure out how the pope feels about Fall Out Boy
July 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Did we ever figure out how the pope feels about Fall Out Boy
Superman: Confirmed pop-punk enjoyer
July 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Superman: Confirmed pop-punk enjoyer
“It costs nothing to be kind” Incorrect. It costs you the comfort of selfishness and simple dichotomies but do you want to be comfortable or do you want to meaningfully engage with the world you have a unique and essential part to play within.
July 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“It costs nothing to be kind” Incorrect. It costs you the comfort of selfishness and simple dichotomies but do you want to be comfortable or do you want to meaningfully engage with the world you have a unique and essential part to play within.
I’ve seen a lot of ghoulish shit this year but using ai slop generated photos of starving Palestinian children for scam fundraisers is definitely scraping the bottom of the craven barrel
July 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’ve seen a lot of ghoulish shit this year but using ai slop generated photos of starving Palestinian children for scam fundraisers is definitely scraping the bottom of the craven barrel
For the series finale of The Bear they should let him have a Xanax
July 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
For the series finale of The Bear they should let him have a Xanax