Asking my family and friends to forget I’m neurodivergent so I can send them this instead
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Asking my family and friends to forget I’m neurodivergent so I can send them this instead
Therapist: The cunty Hat Man can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
The Cunty Hat Man:
The Cunty Hat Man:
September 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Therapist: The cunty Hat Man can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
The Cunty Hat Man:
The Cunty Hat Man:
What if we kissed 🥰😚 next to the Long Term Nuclear Waste Warning Spike Field/Atomic Necropolis/Monument to Mankind’s Folly haha 🤣😤 …unless? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
June 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What if we kissed 🥰😚 next to the Long Term Nuclear Waste Warning Spike Field/Atomic Necropolis/Monument to Mankind’s Folly haha 🤣😤 …unless? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
You’re an overhyped fae-patron warlock who can’t play the lute
May 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You’re an overhyped fae-patron warlock who can’t play the lute
Leaked photo of the writers’ room pitching this story
March 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Leaked photo of the writers’ room pitching this story
O, God that I were a man! I would be consistently bad at my job and wholesale plagiarize my female coworkers and face zero repercussions!
March 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
O, God that I were a man! I would be consistently bad at my job and wholesale plagiarize my female coworkers and face zero repercussions!
I just know standing under the working model of Athanasius Kircher’s bell wheel at the Museum of Jurassic Technology would fix me
February 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I just know standing under the working model of Athanasius Kircher’s bell wheel at the Museum of Jurassic Technology would fix me
I just know a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise would fix me
February 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I just know a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise would fix me
I just know drinking a crisp McDonald’s fountain Diet Coke out of the BobaBearxArcane popup shimmer vial would fix me
February 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I just know drinking a crisp McDonald’s fountain Diet Coke out of the BobaBearxArcane popup shimmer vial would fix me
Admin face reveal if we get this
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Admin face reveal if we get this
Grimes revealing that she fucked the text man for texts will never not be funny to me
January 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Grimes revealing that she fucked the text man for texts will never not be funny to me
Your honor, they’re wives
December 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Your honor, they’re wives
I just know she’d eat as a Reverend Mother, I JUST KNOW
December 20, 2024 at 10:13 AM
I just know she’d eat as a Reverend Mother, I JUST KNOW
this is where I post from btw
December 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
this is where I post from btw
*youth pastor voice* I hear you kids talking about “rune-based magical systems” this and “dark-haired bad bitch with advanced weapons training” that… but let me tell you about the first dark-haired bad bitch with advanced weapons training in a world with a rune-based magical system:
December 13, 2024 at 9:34 AM
*youth pastor voice* I hear you kids talking about “rune-based magical systems” this and “dark-haired bad bitch with advanced weapons training” that… but let me tell you about the first dark-haired bad bitch with advanced weapons training in a world with a rune-based magical system:
Heavy are the hips that wear the strap or however it goes
December 11, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Heavy are the hips that wear the strap or however it goes
I’m actually violently unwell if u even care
December 7, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I’m actually violently unwell if u even care
None of you thought I should know about the muscle mommy? ?? Fake friends.
December 7, 2024 at 7:02 PM
None of you thought I should know about the muscle mommy? ?? Fake friends.
Carla Gugino as MILFy Death in The Fall of the House of Usher watching an insurance exec get sent to the Big Pharmacy in the Sky in the middle of the day
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Carla Gugino as MILFy Death in The Fall of the House of Usher watching an insurance exec get sent to the Big Pharmacy in the Sky in the middle of the day
Can’t be the eldest daughter everyone piles their problems and obligations on if you’re dead
December 5, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Can’t be the eldest daughter everyone piles their problems and obligations on if you’re dead
When you find out your cousins were dancing to your woman that sings “God I love the English”
December 2, 2024 at 5:42 PM
When you find out your cousins were dancing to your woman that sings “God I love the English”
Toddlers & dogs on Thanksgiving:
November 29, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Toddlers & dogs on Thanksgiving:
Flanagan to Flanagan (no relation) I just don’t think I’ll ever know peace if there is not, at some point, a @mikeflanaganfilm.com adaptation of The King in Yellow.
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Flanagan to Flanagan (no relation) I just don’t think I’ll ever know peace if there is not, at some point, a @mikeflanaganfilm.com adaptation of The King in Yellow.