ashley
@itsjustashley.bsky.social
she/her | i make music and other art, neuro-something, trans lesbian | make sure you're drinking enough water 🖤
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ashley
@itsjustashley.bsky.social
· Jan 17
the future is like blade runner but more sad and less cool 🖤
thought i was done with this bit but idk the future is like blade runner except its less cool and more sad but at least i have a dinosaur tail now
My friend just posted this and now I TOTALLY WANT A PROSTHETIC ROBO DINOSAUR TAIL.
August 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
thought i was done with this bit but idk the future is like blade runner except its less cool and more sad but at least i have a dinosaur tail now
i dont like how often these things happen and then im right about them but then everyone is like oh yeah idk tho probably not, but then months later evidence is unearthed showing exactly what i said happened. now im gonna go back to pretending like im not paying attention to the state of the world.
NEW ANGLE
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
July 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i dont like how often these things happen and then im right about them but then everyone is like oh yeah idk tho probably not, but then months later evidence is unearthed showing exactly what i said happened. now im gonna go back to pretending like im not paying attention to the state of the world.
the future is like blade runner except its tron and the soundtrack is nine inch nails and if its bad lol just kidding it wont be because trent reznor is the best at music and if you disagree im gonna become president dictator of the world and make it illegal to be wrong about stuff so ur a criminal.
July 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the future is like blade runner except its tron and the soundtrack is nine inch nails and if its bad lol just kidding it wont be because trent reznor is the best at music and if you disagree im gonna become president dictator of the world and make it illegal to be wrong about stuff so ur a criminal.
the future is like blade runner but you need two apps on your phone and two apps on your computer and you need to make an account on your phone and then sign into the same account on the computer app that you did and try this other app now put in your wifi password and then my lights still dont work
July 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the future is like blade runner but you need two apps on your phone and two apps on your computer and you need to make an account on your phone and then sign into the same account on the computer app that you did and try this other app now put in your wifi password and then my lights still dont work
need someone to grab me by my skull and wack me against a rock like that scene in the lighthouse so all my bones move and jostle and seperate and hopefully it really just re adjusts everything back to where it should go, thank you robert pattinson
June 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
need someone to grab me by my skull and wack me against a rock like that scene in the lighthouse so all my bones move and jostle and seperate and hopefully it really just re adjusts everything back to where it should go, thank you robert pattinson
waiting for everyone i have ever known to show up and say april fools they were just kidding and everyone is going to be nice to me now
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
waiting for everyone i have ever known to show up and say april fools they were just kidding and everyone is going to be nice to me now
we should free all the nips or guys should cover up
March 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
we should free all the nips or guys should cover up
changing it to "sadderday" because im sad
March 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
changing it to "sadderday" because im sad
if someone with however many felonies he has can become president, you can do anything!
March 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
if someone with however many felonies he has can become president, you can do anything!
one time i ate a strawberry pop tart while sobbing and now i cant eat pop tarts
March 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
one time i ate a strawberry pop tart while sobbing and now i cant eat pop tarts
wait so have i been eating pumpkin pizza every holiday season this whole time?
February 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
wait so have i been eating pumpkin pizza every holiday season this whole time?
we need to make 2025 the gayest summer of all time
February 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
we need to make 2025 the gayest summer of all time
im scared of men and i want to video game myself
February 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
im scared of men and i want to video game myself
rap god came out 11 years ago lol
February 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
rap god came out 11 years ago lol
whats up just paid my phone bill (i dont have phone service) no fucks red blue pop both pills (they turn into little sponge dinosaurs) im up still shop at goodwill (i dont have any money)
February 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
whats up just paid my phone bill (i dont have phone service) no fucks red blue pop both pills (they turn into little sponge dinosaurs) im up still shop at goodwill (i dont have any money)
yo how high is this guy?
Analogue radios are in all ways superior to DAB and Internet radios. When you switch on an analogue radio you get sound immediately. You have to wait ages for a DAB or Internet radio to boot up.
February 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
yo how high is this guy?
what if we change all the names of every body of water to just "water" pacific ocean = water, mississippi river = water, cool ass creek with some weird ass name = water, what did you do this weekend? i went swimming in the water. nice which one? water. oh yeah i love that one but i prefer water
February 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
what if we change all the names of every body of water to just "water" pacific ocean = water, mississippi river = water, cool ass creek with some weird ass name = water, what did you do this weekend? i went swimming in the water. nice which one? water. oh yeah i love that one but i prefer water
youre all very cute and funny ily drink some water please unless you are one of those people that is drinking too much water in which case STOP DRINKING WATER!!! STOP ITS GONNA HURT U!
February 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
youre all very cute and funny ily drink some water please unless you are one of those people that is drinking too much water in which case STOP DRINKING WATER!!! STOP ITS GONNA HURT U!
guys we are old lol
Huge score tonight. Went to free book night at the kids school and got scary stories with the original art
February 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
guys we are old lol
okay but is severance on the same level as breaking bad?
February 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
okay but is severance on the same level as breaking bad?
they mist out on calling the post malone oreos: poreosst maloreosne
just imagine those words on a package of oreos- ...sorry, poreosst maloreosesneeses in the store, the poreosst maloreosneses are calling to you.
just imagine those words on a package of oreos- ...sorry, poreosst maloreosesneeses in the store, the poreosst maloreosneses are calling to you.
February 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
they mist out on calling the post malone oreos: poreosst maloreosne
just imagine those words on a package of oreos- ...sorry, poreosst maloreosesneeses in the store, the poreosst maloreosneses are calling to you.
just imagine those words on a package of oreos- ...sorry, poreosst maloreosesneeses in the store, the poreosst maloreosneses are calling to you.
someone free luigi so he can start the avengers
February 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
someone free luigi so he can start the avengers
robor milk is the future
February 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
robor milk is the future