Milli Vanilli documentary? Say no more.

Had my first sleep paralysis experience last night. That was a trip.

Saw Tina! The Musical tonight and not a single city/state/federal politician was escorted out for grabbin tits, rubbin dicks, or vaping.

Two months ago, the trees were full of leaves, and they were green. Now, many of them are yellow. Some have fallen off entirely. If you ask about this, you're told it's because of "autumn." No one had ever heard of "autumn" before this year. And you're not allowed to say this doesn't make sense.

One week until a potential return to Horn BBQ in Oakland with @sloppysteaks.bsky.social

Renting cars always helps me figure out exactly which cars I will never buy.

This time I will never purchase a Nissan Armada.

Very glad to get home and not have to fly again for…checks notes…another 6 days.

Oh god I should have worn a mask to the airport

I . . . I . . . Ahhh. I would recommend against bringing unindicted co-conspirators with you to meet the prosecutor.

"Immediately after receiving new counsel, Trump Employee 4 retracted his prior false testimony and provided information that implicated Nauta, De Oliveira, and Trump in efforts to delete security camera footage, as set forth in the superseding indictment."

Have you ever had someone come up to your door and just leave garbage?

This is a mean, shitty thing to say about Ben Shapiro’s kids