Miss Ava cado
@itsaavacado.bsky.social
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Miss Ava cado
@itsaavacado.bsky.social
· Jan 14
My cat drew this Rorschach blob do you see gay sex or 9/11
Received these as tips today at brunch. Unfolding them may rip the dollars, but the dollars aren’t useable like this. This feels like a drag queen enrichment puzzle. Still trying to open my first
January 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Received these as tips today at brunch. Unfolding them may rip the dollars, but the dollars aren’t useable like this. This feels like a drag queen enrichment puzzle. Still trying to open my first
Looking for suggestions! What do yall use for tits in drag? I’ve been stuffing a strapless bra with tights for 2 years but the shape is so inconsistent so I wanna try something else.
January 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Looking for suggestions! What do yall use for tits in drag? I’ve been stuffing a strapless bra with tights for 2 years but the shape is so inconsistent so I wanna try something else.
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It really was dereliction of duty how they didn't even TRY to make an argument for this ban, in any kind of language that the audience might hear; it was just fossilized old men in suits saying "It's DANGEROUS" as if they were in a commercial for XTreme Grape Gushers about to get skateboarded over
Incredible how thoroughly Democrats got played here. Spent four years following through on a Trump executive order, pissed away any shot at building a real youth coalition for 2024 by alienating literally every teenager in America, lost the election, and now Trump gets to "save" TikTok. Clown shit.
In a new post from the official TikTok account, CEO Shou Chew thanked Trump for his efforts to keep TikTok available in the U.S. He characterized Trump's stance as a pro-free speech effort and touted Trump's own success on TikTok
January 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It really was dereliction of duty how they didn't even TRY to make an argument for this ban, in any kind of language that the audience might hear; it was just fossilized old men in suits saying "It's DANGEROUS" as if they were in a commercial for XTreme Grape Gushers about to get skateboarded over
TikTok ban got upheld unanimously by our shithead scotus. Great time to mention that most if not all the Congress people and representatives that voted yes to the ban are heavily invested in meta. We really gotta make officials liquidate their stocks before taking office. Ugh.
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
TikTok ban got upheld unanimously by our shithead scotus. Great time to mention that most if not all the Congress people and representatives that voted yes to the ban are heavily invested in meta. We really gotta make officials liquidate their stocks before taking office. Ugh.
My cat drew this Rorschach blob do you see gay sex or 9/11
January 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My cat drew this Rorschach blob do you see gay sex or 9/11
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If you close your eyes Susie toots sounds like secrete nachos
January 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
If you close your eyes Susie toots sounds like secrete nachos
Asked for career advice and was told to make a LinkedIn and personally? I’d rather chew screws and aluminum foil
January 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Asked for career advice and was told to make a LinkedIn and personally? I’d rather chew screws and aluminum foil
God why do straight men grunt so much in the bathroom
January 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
God why do straight men grunt so much in the bathroom
The Microsoft surface is a clumsy, shitty thing to use as a laptop. But my workplace insists in spite of half of my job being typing
January 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The Microsoft surface is a clumsy, shitty thing to use as a laptop. But my workplace insists in spite of half of my job being typing
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Elphaba to the wizard:
November 25, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Elphaba to the wizard:
Doing stuff high is not as fun as any stoner makes it out to be. Like “oooh let’s go to the theater and watch wicked high” have fun remembering any of the plot points
November 25, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Doing stuff high is not as fun as any stoner makes it out to be. Like “oooh let’s go to the theater and watch wicked high” have fun remembering any of the plot points
I don’t think I like anyone enough to join their broadcast channel on instagram
November 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I don’t think I like anyone enough to join their broadcast channel on instagram
You kids having fun on here
November 24, 2024 at 5:38 AM
You kids having fun on here