ez
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home of the raccoon report
@ez-doodles for art stuff
@ez-doodles for art stuff
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let's all get more perverted in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
let's all get more perverted in 2026
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not gonna name names, but man I wish horror movies wouldn’t cast people with so much botox/filler they can’t actually emote in lead roles
the attempts at screaming/showing fear with a frozen face are so distracting and so much more noticeable than other genres
the attempts at screaming/showing fear with a frozen face are so distracting and so much more noticeable than other genres
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
not gonna name names, but man I wish horror movies wouldn’t cast people with so much botox/filler they can’t actually emote in lead roles
the attempts at screaming/showing fear with a frozen face are so distracting and so much more noticeable than other genres
the attempts at screaming/showing fear with a frozen face are so distracting and so much more noticeable than other genres
to be so honest I forgot this app existed
not cuz I’ve been looking at other social media, but cuz I’ve turned into an old man and now my phone is mostly for playing solitaire
not cuz I’ve been looking at other social media, but cuz I’ve turned into an old man and now my phone is mostly for playing solitaire
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
to be so honest I forgot this app existed
not cuz I’ve been looking at other social media, but cuz I’ve turned into an old man and now my phone is mostly for playing solitaire
not cuz I’ve been looking at other social media, but cuz I’ve turned into an old man and now my phone is mostly for playing solitaire
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We love LA
Fuck ICE
Be safe
Fuck ICE
Be safe
June 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We love LA
Fuck ICE
Be safe
Fuck ICE
Be safe
hey so whoever put a hex on me to be haunted by the incessant intermittent chirping of a low battery smoke detector (not mine to be clear) can you please make it stop
it’s been five days and I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’m losing what shreds of sanity I had left
it’s been five days and I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’m losing what shreds of sanity I had left
April 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
hey so whoever put a hex on me to be haunted by the incessant intermittent chirping of a low battery smoke detector (not mine to be clear) can you please make it stop
it’s been five days and I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’m losing what shreds of sanity I had left
it’s been five days and I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’m losing what shreds of sanity I had left
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March 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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🦝 Raccoon Report 🦝
for the first time in 84 years they have graced me with their presence, perhaps a bit too close
not pictured: the other one that was at my feet I didn’t see until I turned around and nearly tripped over him. it’s a miracle I didn’t get a chomp
for the first time in 84 years they have graced me with their presence, perhaps a bit too close
not pictured: the other one that was at my feet I didn’t see until I turned around and nearly tripped over him. it’s a miracle I didn’t get a chomp
March 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
🦝 Raccoon Report 🦝
for the first time in 84 years they have graced me with their presence, perhaps a bit too close
not pictured: the other one that was at my feet I didn’t see until I turned around and nearly tripped over him. it’s a miracle I didn’t get a chomp
for the first time in 84 years they have graced me with their presence, perhaps a bit too close
not pictured: the other one that was at my feet I didn’t see until I turned around and nearly tripped over him. it’s a miracle I didn’t get a chomp
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OH, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA SEE ME HEALTHY.
March 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
OH, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA SEE ME HEALTHY.
anyway tattoo day # 2 is going well
March 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
anyway tattoo day # 2 is going well
trying to tape down this puppy pad so I don’t leak ink all over my sheets makes me look like the worlds worst superhero
February 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
trying to tape down this puppy pad so I don’t leak ink all over my sheets makes me look like the worlds worst superhero
big tattoo days are so funny cuz really it’s just doing things I *should* be doing normally, and yet preparing for pain is the only real motivator for me
my body’s not a temple it’s a sacrificial altar
my body’s not a temple it’s a sacrificial altar
February 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
big tattoo days are so funny cuz really it’s just doing things I *should* be doing normally, and yet preparing for pain is the only real motivator for me
my body’s not a temple it’s a sacrificial altar
my body’s not a temple it’s a sacrificial altar
still acab but unfortunately the first & third seasons of true detective are on my comfort show list
February 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
still acab but unfortunately the first & third seasons of true detective are on my comfort show list
not a raccoon but a lil angel nonetheless
(preemptive no I didn’t get another cat)
(preemptive no I didn’t get another cat)
February 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
not a raccoon but a lil angel nonetheless
(preemptive no I didn’t get another cat)
(preemptive no I didn’t get another cat)
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i don't want to persist anymore but i am transgender so i must
February 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i don't want to persist anymore but i am transgender so i must
y’all should sign this
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-5353 - Petitions
The first session of the 44th Parliament was prorogued on Monday, January 6, 2025.
www.ourcommons.ca
February 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
y’all should sign this
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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non-raccoon report:
2 coyotes spotted on the walk to see @dropouttv.bsky.social live, a good omen for a good night
2 coyotes spotted on the walk to see @dropouttv.bsky.social live, a good omen for a good night
February 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
non-raccoon report:
2 coyotes spotted on the walk to see @dropouttv.bsky.social live, a good omen for a good night
2 coyotes spotted on the walk to see @dropouttv.bsky.social live, a good omen for a good night
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1934, E.C. Segar
February 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
1934, E.C. Segar
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Baby raccoon wanted to say hi
February 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Baby raccoon wanted to say hi
guest raccoon report, courtesy of Luther (not on bksy yet)
honestly feel like a bit of a fraud for how long it’s been since I’ve seen any myself, but glad they’re saying hi to all my pals
honestly feel like a bit of a fraud for how long it’s been since I’ve seen any myself, but glad they’re saying hi to all my pals
February 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
guest raccoon report, courtesy of Luther (not on bksy yet)
honestly feel like a bit of a fraud for how long it’s been since I’ve seen any myself, but glad they’re saying hi to all my pals
honestly feel like a bit of a fraud for how long it’s been since I’ve seen any myself, but glad they’re saying hi to all my pals
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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