Miss. Kenzie
@itmemakenzie.bsky.social
✨She✨her✨
Talk to me about interesting death rituals
Talk to me about interesting death rituals
Diagnosed as “unlucky” today with a prescription of “take a few breaths and calm down”
September 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Diagnosed as “unlucky” today with a prescription of “take a few breaths and calm down”
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800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database.
Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.
The cruelty is the point.
Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.
The cruelty is the point.
September 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database.
Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.
The cruelty is the point.
Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.
The cruelty is the point.
Everything but the bagel seasoning is just furikake for white people.
September 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Everything but the bagel seasoning is just furikake for white people.
Listening to the radio explain what to do if you are arrested while protesting. Distopian
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Listening to the radio explain what to do if you are arrested while protesting. Distopian
To the woman who caught me staring at her scars at a water park in Denver in 2018:
I wasn’t judging your skin grafts, I have bad eye sight and I thought they were sick ass dragon tattoos
I wasn’t judging your skin grafts, I have bad eye sight and I thought they were sick ass dragon tattoos
September 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
To the woman who caught me staring at her scars at a water park in Denver in 2018:
I wasn’t judging your skin grafts, I have bad eye sight and I thought they were sick ass dragon tattoos
I wasn’t judging your skin grafts, I have bad eye sight and I thought they were sick ass dragon tattoos
We had someone setting off fireworks last night and I immediately checked the news to see if he had finally died
September 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We had someone setting off fireworks last night and I immediately checked the news to see if he had finally died
Is jury summons kinda like a kidney stone? When you’ve gone through one you’re more likely to go through more? Bc I just received my 4th
September 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Is jury summons kinda like a kidney stone? When you’ve gone through one you’re more likely to go through more? Bc I just received my 4th
Reminder that Labor Day is for blue collar workers to serve white collar workers who have the day off 😘😬🙃
September 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reminder that Labor Day is for blue collar workers to serve white collar workers who have the day off 😘😬🙃
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RFK Jr joined the fight on deadly diseases on the side of deadly diseases.
August 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
RFK Jr joined the fight on deadly diseases on the side of deadly diseases.
I got to flip off a cybertruck on my way to therapy 🥰
August 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I got to flip off a cybertruck on my way to therapy 🥰
I got a call the other day from the Heritage Foundation. Brian, the guy who has been using my number to avoid debt collections for years, cancelled his membership after 12 years.
I’m honestly so proud of him.
I’m honestly so proud of him.
August 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I got a call the other day from the Heritage Foundation. Brian, the guy who has been using my number to avoid debt collections for years, cancelled his membership after 12 years.
I’m honestly so proud of him.
I’m honestly so proud of him.
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So is there an allegations of Mr. conduct? 😏😉
August 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
So is there an allegations of Mr. conduct? 😏😉
Making a playlist called Praying Mantis Vibes
August 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Making a playlist called Praying Mantis Vibes
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I am still haunted by this poem, "The Myth Was Never The Unicorn," written by one of the teens who participated in the creative writing program at the museum this summer. A reminder that girls are always aware.
Read the full piece and listen to the author recite it: journey75.org/2025/the-myt...
Read the full piece and listen to the author recite it: journey75.org/2025/the-myt...
August 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I am still haunted by this poem, "The Myth Was Never The Unicorn," written by one of the teens who participated in the creative writing program at the museum this summer. A reminder that girls are always aware.
Read the full piece and listen to the author recite it: journey75.org/2025/the-myt...
Read the full piece and listen to the author recite it: journey75.org/2025/the-myt...
Some of y’all don’t know the scientific method and it shows 😬
July 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Some of y’all don’t know the scientific method and it shows 😬
Can you roll your tongue? Rolling your tongue is an evolutionary trait we’ve adapted to eat pussy better
July 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Can you roll your tongue? Rolling your tongue is an evolutionary trait we’ve adapted to eat pussy better
Crusty white dog behavior
July 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Crusty white dog behavior
Them: Well you can’t take it with you.
Egyptian slaves placing that final brick on top of a pyramid: what?
Egyptian slaves placing that final brick on top of a pyramid: what?
July 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Them: Well you can’t take it with you.
Egyptian slaves placing that final brick on top of a pyramid: what?
Egyptian slaves placing that final brick on top of a pyramid: what?
Working on DIY projects means I get to lay in my hammock for several hours in between coats of paint
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Working on DIY projects means I get to lay in my hammock for several hours in between coats of paint
My biggest pet peeve are tiny remotes. Please don’t give me this very lose-able as the ONLY means to use my recliner. Bring buttons back.
July 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My biggest pet peeve are tiny remotes. Please don’t give me this very lose-able as the ONLY means to use my recliner. Bring buttons back.
Fibro pain of the day:
Left hip.
Tried to put pants on
Ouchy
Left hip.
Tried to put pants on
Ouchy
July 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fibro pain of the day:
Left hip.
Tried to put pants on
Ouchy
Left hip.
Tried to put pants on
Ouchy
Imagine how much spit is on the corner of library book pages 🙃
July 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Imagine how much spit is on the corner of library book pages 🙃
A reminder that your bong is not a cast iron skillet. It does not need all that “seasoning.” Isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt. Please.
July 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A reminder that your bong is not a cast iron skillet. It does not need all that “seasoning.” Isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt. Please.