jasmine
@itmebabie.bsky.social
3x certified yearner & yapper. tree hugger, alchemist, mother of goblins🍄🖤🫧🧂🧿
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@gregorybovino.bsky.social
they said you ate your highschool wrestling teams ‘wet biscuit’, care to elaborate on that?
they said you ate your highschool wrestling teams ‘wet biscuit’, care to elaborate on that?
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
@gregorybovino.bsky.social
they said you ate your highschool wrestling teams ‘wet biscuit’, care to elaborate on that?
they said you ate your highschool wrestling teams ‘wet biscuit’, care to elaborate on that?
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If you hear or see something enough times, no matter how repulsive & obviously dangerous & bad for you, you can become conditioned to accept it. Even glamorize it in your mind...
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
If you hear or see something enough times, no matter how repulsive & obviously dangerous & bad for you, you can become conditioned to accept it. Even glamorize it in your mind...
as someone who just found out about the gumwall this week, i feel a mighty compulsion to go clean that chernobyl hallway.
January 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
as someone who just found out about the gumwall this week, i feel a mighty compulsion to go clean that chernobyl hallway.
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
i don’t trust anyone who thinks namebrand equates good products.
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
i don’t trust anyone who thinks namebrand equates good products.
this sounds like a give me a billy and we wont overthrow your country.
The Trump administration is asking countries that want a permanent spot on his new Board of Peace to contribute at least $1 billion.
Trump’s reported duties would include: approving the board's agenda, deciding which countries to invite, and controlling the money
Trump’s reported duties would include: approving the board's agenda, deciding which countries to invite, and controlling the money
Trump Sets $1 Billion Price Tag To Serve On His Peace Board: Report
www.huffpost.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
this sounds like a give me a billy and we wont overthrow your country.
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It's all so head shaking fucking deranged.
"War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength".
The Trump administration is truly the upside down.
"War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength".
The Trump administration is truly the upside down.
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It's all so head shaking fucking deranged.
"War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength".
The Trump administration is truly the upside down.
"War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength".
The Trump administration is truly the upside down.
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The price President. Pay me 2 mill to get out of prison. Pay me to make sure all legislation never touches your billions. You involve me in crypto and all scandal surrounding it is gone if you give me billions.
And now, pay 1 billion if you want to join my board of peace.
Crazy fucking times.
And now, pay 1 billion if you want to join my board of peace.
Crazy fucking times.
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The price President. Pay me 2 mill to get out of prison. Pay me to make sure all legislation never touches your billions. You involve me in crypto and all scandal surrounding it is gone if you give me billions.
And now, pay 1 billion if you want to join my board of peace.
Crazy fucking times.
And now, pay 1 billion if you want to join my board of peace.
Crazy fucking times.
me listening to that new bruno mars
a man is talking to another man in a movie and the man is smiling and saying `` i love little michael '' .
ALT: a man is talking to another man in a movie and the man is smiling and saying `` i love little michael '' .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
me listening to that new bruno mars
me when daniel doesnt text me weekly to know were still alive in the same hellscape.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a monster plant that says feed me
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a monster plant that says feed me
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
me when daniel doesnt text me weekly to know were still alive in the same hellscape.
pomegranate sun, mango moon, orange juice rising.
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 AM
pomegranate sun, mango moon, orange juice rising.
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A fire heavily damaged Mississippi’s largest synagogue — the same one the Ku Klux Klan bombed in 1967 because the rabbi supported civil rights
A suspect has been arrested, authorities say
A suspect has been arrested, authorities say
Predawn fire reduces parts of Mississippi's largest synagogue to charred ruins - Mississippi Today
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil rights...
mississippitoday.org
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
A fire heavily damaged Mississippi’s largest synagogue — the same one the Ku Klux Klan bombed in 1967 because the rabbi supported civil rights
A suspect has been arrested, authorities say
A suspect has been arrested, authorities say
5yrs later & i still say thank you after sex.
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
5yrs later & i still say thank you after sex.
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I think i have a phobia for feeling like i'm bothering people
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I think i have a phobia for feeling like i'm bothering people
i hope you water your roots 🤎
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
i hope you water your roots 🤎
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No context: Thank you Jasmine for being the angel on my left shoulder and voice of reason on this Friday.
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
No context: Thank you Jasmine for being the angel on my left shoulder and voice of reason on this Friday.
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The Buddhist monks on a "Walk for Peace" toward Washington are urging streamers not to follow them everywhere they go
"We don't want this to become something people chase after"
"We don't want this to become something people chase after"
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The Buddhist monks on a "Walk for Peace" toward Washington are urging streamers not to follow them everywhere they go
"We don't want this to become something people chase after"
"We don't want this to become something people chase after"
theres not many problems in my life that i think a box of catdog cheezits couldnt fix.
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
theres not many problems in my life that i think a box of catdog cheezits couldnt fix.
public winter announcement:
ladies its not about the number on the scale, its about the number on his bench press.
😮💨🙂↕️🙌🏼
ladies its not about the number on the scale, its about the number on his bench press.
😮💨🙂↕️🙌🏼
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
public winter announcement:
ladies its not about the number on the scale, its about the number on his bench press.
😮💨🙂↕️🙌🏼
ladies its not about the number on the scale, its about the number on his bench press.
😮💨🙂↕️🙌🏼
“mirrors are rarely welcome in homes built on denial.” 🔥
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“mirrors are rarely welcome in homes built on denial.” 🔥
they really aint have to go so hard on the lionking2 soundtrack, but im thankful everyday that they did.
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
they really aint have to go so hard on the lionking2 soundtrack, but im thankful everyday that they did.
yo bitch call me big daddy 🗣️
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
yo bitch call me big daddy 🗣️
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and i will never forgive them for sean astin and the russian milkshake guy
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
and i will never forgive them for sean astin and the russian milkshake guy