Happy holidays from me and my impending psychotic break
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Happy holidays from me and my impending psychotic break
Not to kink shame but the scenes between Ralph Cifaretto and Janice Soprano make me feel physically ill.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Not to kink shame but the scenes between Ralph Cifaretto and Janice Soprano make me feel physically ill.
I am going to primary Cory Booker.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I am going to primary Cory Booker.
I made my own cookie recipe today!!! It’s like an oatmeal raisin but with pecans, cranberries, fresh ginger, allspice, nutmeg, molasses, and brown butter :)
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I made my own cookie recipe today!!! It’s like an oatmeal raisin but with pecans, cranberries, fresh ginger, allspice, nutmeg, molasses, and brown butter :)
Netflix has DESTROYED Sesame Street!!!!! We demand the letter and number of the day!!!!!! What the fuck
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Netflix has DESTROYED Sesame Street!!!!! We demand the letter and number of the day!!!!!! What the fuck
My barista enemy is very upset that Twitter is down.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My barista enemy is very upset that Twitter is down.
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
I walked past 100 highschoolers yesterday and all of them were in lounge pants, which struck me as a “school isn’t a fashion show, young lady” young lady.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I walked past 100 highschoolers yesterday and all of them were in lounge pants, which struck me as a “school isn’t a fashion show, young lady” young lady.
Did they change the formula of the Panera green tea to taste like lipgloss or am I just pregnant
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Did they change the formula of the Panera green tea to taste like lipgloss or am I just pregnant
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[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
Are we all watching Pluribus??
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Are we all watching Pluribus??
Truly nothing funnier than a little one-year-old boy toddling up to you and saying “juice!”
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Truly nothing funnier than a little one-year-old boy toddling up to you and saying “juice!”
I don’t want a dog whatsoever but having a little guy that will run over and clean up when my son throws his food on the floor does sound pretty good
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don’t want a dog whatsoever but having a little guy that will run over and clean up when my son throws his food on the floor does sound pretty good
the problem with dropouts crowd control show is that the audience is all theater kids and dropout fans who are absolutely THRILLED to be there and desperately want to be on camera and that makes the crowd work not that funny.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the problem with dropouts crowd control show is that the audience is all theater kids and dropout fans who are absolutely THRILLED to be there and desperately want to be on camera and that makes the crowd work not that funny.
Wow the people who write the horny chain texts sure have a lot of material to work with today
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Wow the people who write the horny chain texts sure have a lot of material to work with today
Seeing if my one year old likes bauhaus
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Seeing if my one year old likes bauhaus
I super don’t care about the east wing and I super do care that people are about to be booted off of food stamps and have their healthcare premiums jacked up 30%
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I super don’t care about the east wing and I super do care that people are about to be booted off of food stamps and have their healthcare premiums jacked up 30%
preggo girlie self care: empty house, trash tv, no work to do, takeout biscuits and gravy.
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
preggo girlie self care: empty house, trash tv, no work to do, takeout biscuits and gravy.
Honestly even if you don’t have or never plan to have kids I think this book is worth reading. It completely changed my relationship with the internet.
Been reading this for one of my classes. I implore parents to stop being these kids' friends and set some limits on these phones! For the kids and for yourselves! It really is them phones!
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Honestly even if you don’t have or never plan to have kids I think this book is worth reading. It completely changed my relationship with the internet.
I’ve decided that any boomer that bitches about socialism online should be booted off of social security and Medicare 🫶
October 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’ve decided that any boomer that bitches about socialism online should be booted off of social security and Medicare 🫶
The people over at Marshall’s who are responsible for the packaging for baby clothes are SADISTS !!!!!!
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The people over at Marshall’s who are responsible for the packaging for baby clothes are SADISTS !!!!!!
Got in trouble for saying I think Sabrina Carpenter is more interesting than Taylor Swift.
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Got in trouble for saying I think Sabrina Carpenter is more interesting than Taylor Swift.
nyc baristas get a bad rep but a suburban, male, barista who’s in his late 40s, doesn’t own the place, and is wears a dumb necklace is WAY worse trust me. This man just rolled his eyes at me when I asked for skim milk.
October 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
nyc baristas get a bad rep but a suburban, male, barista who’s in his late 40s, doesn’t own the place, and is wears a dumb necklace is WAY worse trust me. This man just rolled his eyes at me when I asked for skim milk.
Lotta celebs that were pregnant with their first when I was pregnant with my first are now pregnant with their second and I’m pregnant with my second …. I’m a trend forecaster
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Lotta celebs that were pregnant with their first when I was pregnant with my first are now pregnant with their second and I’m pregnant with my second …. I’m a trend forecaster
Any time I have a really great, unique idea at work some one always has to jump in and say “I was also going to say this” no u weren’t !! >:0
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Any time I have a really great, unique idea at work some one always has to jump in and say “I was also going to say this” no u weren’t !! >:0