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itissalo.bsky.social
salo
@itissalo.bsky.social
mom you’d like to friend
damn just realized I accidentally bought Christian girlboss prenatal vitamins :(
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This is my fantasy team please tell me I did a good job I was brave and didn’t use autopick.
September 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
May 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Proof of life.
May 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
proof of life
May 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is the kind of stuff we’re working with
May 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The line between “I really like twee indie rock from the early aughts” and “I am a large kindergartner” is a blurry one.
May 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Joey’s doing this new thing every night where he is that one guy from GDT’s “Pan’s Labyrinth” (2006)
April 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Loo
April 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this mourning dove and her two babies were posted up next to my assigned parking spot so I had to call @jayackley.bsky.social and make sure I wasn’t going to get hitchcocked when I got out of my car.
April 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This was shared unironically lmaoooooo
April 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sophie Le Giraffe Found Dead: Cause of Death Determined to be Accidental Suicide by Autoerotic Asphyxiation
April 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
You think you’ve seen crazy and then you join the peanut app for moms.
April 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
hello, I am embarking on a new project where I recreate the first outfit I see on Pinterest that morning regardless of how insane it is.
April 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
ok you can’t just throw one nut in a bag of candy and then call it “trail mix.”
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My four most recent likes all have cherries on them
March 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
March 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This guy would be covered in beef tallow and full of measles.
March 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
like this is the kind of stuff I’m seeing here.
February 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Update: this appears to be a multi-generational issue.
February 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“why was it made with love”
February 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
January 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Too easy.
January 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The “peace pods” at American Dream mall have been deemed unsafe for human occupancy by the state of New Jersey
January 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM