Did anybody ask the shooter if he wants to be the Joe Rogan of the left or no

At the age where I'm looking for the Oxo Good Grips section at the sex shop.

Not me tearing up a little when the little girl in The Santa Clause remembers he's lactose intolerant.

[first cowboy ever] Haha yaaaaay!

Please, Doctor, my son is very sick

Upsetting news I learned while sleeping downstairs: the two employees at the biscuit factory are fighting, apparently over whether to start production at 3 or 3:05 AM.

After a noisy chase around the house they put their differences aside and then promptly fell asleep on my chest and right arm.

Linda McMahon. Was Wile E Coyote unavailable.

Every person on the planet has a preference on exactly how long their cereal should touch milk and I think that's pretty cool.