Clara Godwin-Suttie
@itcouldbeclara.bsky.social
She/her
Dancer at the Pink Pony Club
Dancer at the Pink Pony Club
I don't care if you are literally Jesus, if you get caught doing the "water into wine" thing at a restaurant more than once you'll get in trouble
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I don't care if you are literally Jesus, if you get caught doing the "water into wine" thing at a restaurant more than once you'll get in trouble
The only good thing about waiting 40 minutes for a bus is getting to listen to West End Girl all the way through 🔥🔥
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The only good thing about waiting 40 minutes for a bus is getting to listen to West End Girl all the way through 🔥🔥
I want my new job to start soon so I can buy more scented candles
September 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I want my new job to start soon so I can buy more scented candles
I'm a writer, and I cannot imagine creating a more succinct villain
Then I went onto her page. There's not much, just a picture of a horse and a quote about how deep and endless sadness can be
So I clicked on his page and there's some stuff about his job and then a picture of him with his wife. She's on a horse, and he's written something about how he doesn't usually compliment her, but today she's done him proud 🧵
August 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'm a writer, and I cannot imagine creating a more succinct villain
Then I went onto her page. There's not much, just a picture of a horse and a quote about how deep and endless sadness can be
So I clicked on his page and there's some stuff about his job and then a picture of him with his wife. She's on a horse, and he's written something about how he doesn't usually compliment her, but today she's done him proud 🧵
I'm still part of a Facebook group for the town in which I went to school. Someone posted asking if anyone is going to Tommy Robinson's demonstration in London in a few weeks. One bloke said yes 🧵
August 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Then I went onto her page. There's not much, just a picture of a horse and a quote about how deep and endless sadness can be
So I clicked on his page and there's some stuff about his job and then a picture of him with his wife. She's on a horse, and he's written something about how he doesn't usually compliment her, but today she's done him proud 🧵
I'm still part of a Facebook group for the town in which I went to school. Someone posted asking if anyone is going to Tommy Robinson's demonstration in London in a few weeks. One bloke said yes 🧵
August 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So I clicked on his page and there's some stuff about his job and then a picture of him with his wife. She's on a horse, and he's written something about how he doesn't usually compliment her, but today she's done him proud 🧵
I'm still part of a Facebook group for the town in which I went to school. Someone posted asking if anyone is going to Tommy Robinson's demonstration in London in a few weeks. One bloke said yes 🧵
August 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I'm still part of a Facebook group for the town in which I went to school. Someone posted asking if anyone is going to Tommy Robinson's demonstration in London in a few weeks. One bloke said yes 🧵
I think it's important to know that I'm carrying my Lidl bag like Alexis Rose
Bakery closed, got mushroom bao buns instead
August 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think it's important to know that I'm carrying my Lidl bag like Alexis Rose
Bakery closed, got mushroom bao buns instead
August 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bakery closed, got mushroom bao buns instead
I mean seeing my lovely boyfriend
Two beers, girly pop music and walking to the Lidl bakery has got me in the best fucking mood
August 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I mean seeing my lovely boyfriend
Two beers, girly pop music and walking to the Lidl bakery has got me in the best fucking mood
August 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Two beers, girly pop music and walking to the Lidl bakery has got me in the best fucking mood
Boyf is playing Cyberpunk 2027 and spent ages customising his character's face. Turns out you can also change the volume of her pubic hair. Super weird. Anyway, we've agreed that every character will have a full bush and he will donate £1 to Women's Aid every time this happens. Feminism?
August 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Boyf is playing Cyberpunk 2027 and spent ages customising his character's face. Turns out you can also change the volume of her pubic hair. Super weird. Anyway, we've agreed that every character will have a full bush and he will donate £1 to Women's Aid every time this happens. Feminism?
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The first investigation begins on Monday
11am BST - Oliver Carn Needs Your Help
And your skills as a ghost hunter will be needed agent
11am BST - Oliver Carn Needs Your Help
And your skills as a ghost hunter will be needed agent
August 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The first investigation begins on Monday
11am BST - Oliver Carn Needs Your Help
And your skills as a ghost hunter will be needed agent
11am BST - Oliver Carn Needs Your Help
And your skills as a ghost hunter will be needed agent
the funny thing about kids' films having references to adults' films (not porn) is the children watch the kids' films, then grow up, watch the adult films and suddenly Realise. I smacked my boyfriend on the arm in shock when I saw a Shrek reference in The Matrix/when I saw a Shrek reference in LOTR
July 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the funny thing about kids' films having references to adults' films (not porn) is the children watch the kids' films, then grow up, watch the adult films and suddenly Realise. I smacked my boyfriend on the arm in shock when I saw a Shrek reference in The Matrix/when I saw a Shrek reference in LOTR
Rose Matefeo should host The Traitors New Zealand Uncloaked
July 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Rose Matefeo should host The Traitors New Zealand Uncloaked
Got this fun new strain of covid and now my teeth hurt?? Fml
June 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Got this fun new strain of covid and now my teeth hurt?? Fml
The propaganda I'm not falling for is that anyone making those "propaganda I'm not falling for" tiktoks has any idea what propaganda is
June 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The propaganda I'm not falling for is that anyone making those "propaganda I'm not falling for" tiktoks has any idea what propaganda is
Say what you will about 2012, but I personally miss the era of cutesy young women with ukuleles covering incredibly dirty songs
May 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Say what you will about 2012, but I personally miss the era of cutesy young women with ukuleles covering incredibly dirty songs
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The cardiac surgeon who split my chest open, also repeatedly split his infinitives. It was hard to know whether to thank him or deport him.
May 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The cardiac surgeon who split my chest open, also repeatedly split his infinitives. It was hard to know whether to thank him or deport him.
More songs should have trumpet solos
May 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
More songs should have trumpet solos
Moon is gay CONFIRMED
Good night 😴
“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
Dolly Parton
“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
Dolly Parton
April 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Moon is gay CONFIRMED
Be pretty funny if the pope came back to life after three days
April 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Be pretty funny if the pope came back to life after three days
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