i don’t think you can maximin vote share with polls and spreadsheets, and i think it is a problem that the most prominent and influential political commentators right now are more devotees of data than experts in narrative

If you don’t like due process or birthright citizenship, you are welcome to go to a country without rights such as Sudan, El Salvador, or Florida

We can either have secret police or fill out some paperwork. Tough call

we're rebranding communism. we're seizing the nices of production 🥰

China speaks so flowery. They’re like “America is like the tiger trying to tickle the butterfly. When they get their way they will destroy what they seek” Trump is like: “I love Kung Fu Panda!”

top 10 christmas movies

10. the christmas man
9. christmas man
8. christmas people go to town
7. a very christmas
6. context clues escaped me but i replied nonetheless: a christmas miracle
5. i’m going to christmas
4. unusual christmas!
3. christmas pants
2. mrs. christmas
1. mrs. and ms. christmas

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