lao gan ma enjoyer
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I bike in DC and walk dogs,
exciting day for me, I have to try and pronounce the word marscapone to a stranger
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
exciting day for me, I have to try and pronounce the word marscapone to a stranger
the only two times im cool with wearing my hat backwards:
-riding my bike (lest my hat fly off)
-at the beach (lest I burn my neck)
-riding my bike (lest my hat fly off)
-at the beach (lest I burn my neck)
July 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
the only two times im cool with wearing my hat backwards:
-riding my bike (lest my hat fly off)
-at the beach (lest I burn my neck)
-riding my bike (lest my hat fly off)
-at the beach (lest I burn my neck)
in 2026 can DC have our very own Zohran Mamdani moment for our mayoral election? as a treat?
June 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in 2026 can DC have our very own Zohran Mamdani moment for our mayoral election? as a treat?
I am thankful for those boosting the freedom flotilla stuff, I'm genuinely very worried for their safety
June 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I am thankful for those boosting the freedom flotilla stuff, I'm genuinely very worried for their safety
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
ok I found a condo I like and I want to put in an offer but I forget who I'm supposed to tell I want to do that to
May 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ok I found a condo I like and I want to put in an offer but I forget who I'm supposed to tell I want to do that to
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People think we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship of capital cause they don’t want to contend with what you have to do to get out of a dictatorship of the ruling class
There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to SNAP, the federal program that provides food assistance to millions of low-income Americans.
May 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
People think we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship of capital cause they don’t want to contend with what you have to do to get out of a dictatorship of the ruling class
happy national bike month! I am apparently a Cargo Bike (bikeleague.org/bike-month-q...)
May 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
happy national bike month! I am apparently a Cargo Bike (bikeleague.org/bike-month-q...)
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didn't pay my dock fee at the himbodome and my houseboat got repossessed
May 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
didn't pay my dock fee at the himbodome and my houseboat got repossessed
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
wait this is so funny this is an actual friend request I got
May 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
wait this is so funny this is an actual friend request I got
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in honor of national police week, please enjoy this episode of it could happen here from this time last year
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
in honor of national police week, please enjoy this episode of it could happen here from this time last year
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
got tickets for a show not realizing that "late show" at the 930 club literally means headliner goes on at 11:30 PM??? but my bed time.....
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
got tickets for a show not realizing that "late show" at the 930 club literally means headliner goes on at 11:30 PM??? but my bed time.....
Lots to be sad about in 2025 but one pretty big victory is there seems to be a lot less clamshell packaging than there was in the 2010s
May 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Lots to be sad about in 2025 but one pretty big victory is there seems to be a lot less clamshell packaging than there was in the 2010s
I think I'm going to start treating my condo search like a 1am facebook marketplace
oh you want $375k for 600 ft² ?? would you entertain ... $265k instead?
oh you want $375k for 600 ft² ?? would you entertain ... $265k instead?
May 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I think I'm going to start treating my condo search like a 1am facebook marketplace
oh you want $375k for 600 ft² ?? would you entertain ... $265k instead?
oh you want $375k for 600 ft² ?? would you entertain ... $265k instead?
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Happy Birthday to David Byrne, lead singer and guitarist of the Talking Heads, born on this day in 1952, Dumbarton, Scotland
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Earliest Live Video, Live at CBGB's,1975)
#punkrock #postpunk #newwave #davidbyrne #talkingheads #history #otd
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Earliest Live Video, Live at CBGB's,1975)
#punkrock #postpunk #newwave #davidbyrne #talkingheads #history #otd
May 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Happy Birthday to David Byrne, lead singer and guitarist of the Talking Heads, born on this day in 1952, Dumbarton, Scotland
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Earliest Live Video, Live at CBGB's,1975)
#punkrock #postpunk #newwave #davidbyrne #talkingheads #history #otd
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Earliest Live Video, Live at CBGB's,1975)
#punkrock #postpunk #newwave #davidbyrne #talkingheads #history #otd
house search is insane what do you MEAN you want half a million dollars for a 1 bed 1 bath go to JAIL
May 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
house search is insane what do you MEAN you want half a million dollars for a 1 bed 1 bath go to JAIL
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40 years ago on this date, police dropped a bomb on a West Philadelphia neighborhood
MOVE bombing 40 years later: A day of reflection and remembrance
Forty years ago today, city officials made the unconscionable decision to bomb its own people.
www.phillytrib.com
May 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
40 years ago on this date, police dropped a bomb on a West Philadelphia neighborhood
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/
May 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/
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Song of the day: Life During War Time
"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around."
My nomination for the soundtrack song of 2025.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8al5...
"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around."
My nomination for the soundtrack song of 2025.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8al5...
Talking Heads - Life During Wartime (live)
YouTube video by forcedcoitus
www.youtube.com
May 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Song of the day: Life During War Time
"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around."
My nomination for the soundtrack song of 2025.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8al5...
"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around."
My nomination for the soundtrack song of 2025.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8al5...
*rips off a piece of hot dog* this is my body, which is given to you.
*dips hot dog in malort* this cup is the new covenant in my blood, do this in remembrance of me
*dips hot dog in malort* this cup is the new covenant in my blood, do this in remembrance of me
May 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*rips off a piece of hot dog* this is my body, which is given to you.
*dips hot dog in malort* this cup is the new covenant in my blood, do this in remembrance of me
*dips hot dog in malort* this cup is the new covenant in my blood, do this in remembrance of me
American pope?!!!??????
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
American pope?!!!??????