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Alyssa 💎💐🌿
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Phones should be allowed to zap you if you doom scroll too much
January 19, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Not only did I get all the Rotom forms shiny in Pokémon ZA, but I got all the forms without repeating any
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The smell of chicken actually makes me gag
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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stuff like this is one of the reasons why it’s incredibly important to constantly film everything ICE is doing while terrorizing communities bc it humiliates them
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I wanna open Pokémon cards
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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LRP: I can't imagine "generating" a book you, yourself, don't actually want to read. I literally reread my own books just for fun. If you can't even reread the book Al shat out for you long enough to notice you left the prompt inside, why should that book even exist? You *proved* it's unwanted.
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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I drew some totally normal animals, one of them is even called animal

And also there's a beaker, a bunsen burner and a chefs hat from ikea
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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The record-breaking sack for Myles Garrett:
January 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I have da hiccups
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Me
a small bird perched on top of a tower
ALT: a small bird perched on top of a tower
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 AM
hny
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
My dumbass uncle gave me a book called “Is God Real” and told me I had to write an essay about it if I wanted $200
December 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My 99 year old grandpa started hitting a singing Elmo doll that his great-great grandson gave him
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Are the bears good because the Pope is from Chicago, like is that what happened this season?
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Who the fuck decided to put a math mini game into the Pokémon DLC?
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Every line Urbaine says in Pokemon ZA is like “that’s me, Urbaine, the helpful guy who helps people helpfully!”
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
They sure did choose Pokémon for the new mega evolutions
December 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Is the hyperspace realm the Pokémon underworld?
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Double battles in ZA are a freaking mess
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Your wife dying is not an excuse to be an inconsiderate dick
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pokémon needs to make Corbeau cards soon, please and thank you
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
They set their house on fire?!
I love eavesdropping on my arguing neighbors
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I love eavesdropping on my arguing neighbors
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Yep
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM