Jeremy Something
@ispeakjive.bsky.social
Fuck Mr. Potter
All my homies hate Mr. Potter
All my homies hate Mr. Potter
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fuck Mr. Potter
All my homies hate Mr. Potter
All my homies hate Mr. Potter
This mf’s dick is so small I think it actually goes inside him.
This mf walks around like a dog with the lipstick tucked up in him. Putting his name on everything “look at me, look at me! The Emperor has very small dick!”, he just constantly yammers on and on
This mf walks around like a dog with the lipstick tucked up in him. Putting his name on everything “look at me, look at me! The Emperor has very small dick!”, he just constantly yammers on and on
Breaking News: Workers began adding President Trump’s name to the Kennedy Center, despite no action by Congress to legally rename it. This sparked outrage among the Kennedy family, since it was built to be a living memorial to the 35th president.
Trump Live Updates: Kennedy Center Adds Trump’s Name to Facade, DOJ to Release More Epstein Files
nyti.ms
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This mf’s dick is so small I think it actually goes inside him.
This mf walks around like a dog with the lipstick tucked up in him. Putting his name on everything “look at me, look at me! The Emperor has very small dick!”, he just constantly yammers on and on
This mf walks around like a dog with the lipstick tucked up in him. Putting his name on everything “look at me, look at me! The Emperor has very small dick!”, he just constantly yammers on and on
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donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables
Streets are saying Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to…
Hello Operator–
Hello Operator–
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Streets are saying Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to…
Hello Operator–
Hello Operator–
“This is not a king. I’m not a king”
though everyday we see him announce a new decree from his 24k gold covered Oval Office filled with shiny baubles and trinkets
though everyday we see him announce a new decree from his 24k gold covered Oval Office filled with shiny baubles and trinkets
Trump on No Kings: "This is not a king. They're referring to me as a king. I'm not a king."
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“This is not a king. I’m not a king”
though everyday we see him announce a new decree from his 24k gold covered Oval Office filled with shiny baubles and trinkets
though everyday we see him announce a new decree from his 24k gold covered Oval Office filled with shiny baubles and trinkets
You know, thinking in the context of the entire country’s history, it’s actually kind of impressive how quickly it acquiesced and embraced fascism. Founding fathers be damned.
February 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You know, thinking in the context of the entire country’s history, it’s actually kind of impressive how quickly it acquiesced and embraced fascism. Founding fathers be damned.
It’s 2024 and no prime time situational comedy show called “My fuckass kids”?
SMH
SMH
September 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
It’s 2024 and no prime time situational comedy show called “My fuckass kids”?
SMH
SMH
Hey parents, do you ever hear the Bluey theme song playing even when the tv/ipad is off?
Yall wake up in cold sweats hearing the Bluey theme song or nah 😭😭
Yall wake up in cold sweats hearing the Bluey theme song or nah 😭😭
June 1, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hey parents, do you ever hear the Bluey theme song playing even when the tv/ipad is off?
Yall wake up in cold sweats hearing the Bluey theme song or nah 😭😭
Yall wake up in cold sweats hearing the Bluey theme song or nah 😭😭
Target’s shopping carts: the premier experience, caster wheels that feel like they’re rolling on air, quiet, precision handling, pristine and clean plastic
Everyone else’s shopping carts: fucking third world country, lucky if all the wheels are even there, noisy, mangled metal rust trap
Everyone else’s shopping carts: fucking third world country, lucky if all the wheels are even there, noisy, mangled metal rust trap
May 31, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Target’s shopping carts: the premier experience, caster wheels that feel like they’re rolling on air, quiet, precision handling, pristine and clean plastic
Everyone else’s shopping carts: fucking third world country, lucky if all the wheels are even there, noisy, mangled metal rust trap
Everyone else’s shopping carts: fucking third world country, lucky if all the wheels are even there, noisy, mangled metal rust trap
you don’t understand “not letting the intrusive thoughts win” until you work in an auto repair shop and the urge to put battery jumper clamps on your nipples is ever present every single day
May 6, 2024 at 7:40 PM
you don’t understand “not letting the intrusive thoughts win” until you work in an auto repair shop and the urge to put battery jumper clamps on your nipples is ever present every single day
If you’re a woman that has to masturbate lying on your stomach I love you
May 2, 2024 at 4:13 AM
If you’re a woman that has to masturbate lying on your stomach I love you
How come dogs like peanut butter so much? What’s the science on that?
April 30, 2024 at 3:17 AM
How come dogs like peanut butter so much? What’s the science on that?
Stanley Tucci has such a fun name. Sometimes I just walk around the crib at night repeating it to myself in various volumes and accents.
April 16, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Stanley Tucci has such a fun name. Sometimes I just walk around the crib at night repeating it to myself in various volumes and accents.
Mfs don’t use words like baudy and ribald anymore and that’s a shame
March 17, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Mfs don’t use words like baudy and ribald anymore and that’s a shame
Randy Newman the GOAT because he wrote a song that’s a satire about being prejudice and all the lyrics are “Short people should KYS” 😭😭😂😂
March 10, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Randy Newman the GOAT because he wrote a song that’s a satire about being prejudice and all the lyrics are “Short people should KYS” 😭😭😂😂
They make cans of biscuits open that way because they decided mornings need to start with violence
March 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
They make cans of biscuits open that way because they decided mornings need to start with violence
me when I go to the poetry open mic and dramatically read the lyrics to Shake That Monkey by Too Short
March 1, 2024 at 2:15 AM
me when I go to the poetry open mic and dramatically read the lyrics to Shake That Monkey by Too Short
Hello and welcome to my livestream where I rank all the names of women that Petey Pablo mentions in his 2003 track ‘Freek-a-leek’
Okay at number ten we got Tara
At number nine? That’s right, Sabrina.
A controversial pick here but at number eigtht I got Monica
Okay at number ten we got Tara
At number nine? That’s right, Sabrina.
A controversial pick here but at number eigtht I got Monica
February 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Hello and welcome to my livestream where I rank all the names of women that Petey Pablo mentions in his 2003 track ‘Freek-a-leek’
Okay at number ten we got Tara
At number nine? That’s right, Sabrina.
A controversial pick here but at number eigtht I got Monica
Okay at number ten we got Tara
At number nine? That’s right, Sabrina.
A controversial pick here but at number eigtht I got Monica
You call it gooning but I call it self-love
February 20, 2024 at 5:11 AM
You call it gooning but I call it self-love
You can’t tell me that this isn’t just David Cross
February 20, 2024 at 2:21 AM
You can’t tell me that this isn’t just David Cross
Replying with “Oh boy, would I?!!” when she asks if i want to see her boobs like I’m a 1950s boy who just got offered a shiny quarter
February 16, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Replying with “Oh boy, would I?!!” when she asks if i want to see her boobs like I’m a 1950s boy who just got offered a shiny quarter
ending a romantic night with bae 🤪🤪🤪
February 15, 2024 at 4:20 AM
ending a romantic night with bae 🤪🤪🤪
Having to hear “why isn’t there a White History Month?” outta my dad for another 3 weeks
February 6, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Having to hear “why isn’t there a White History Month?” outta my dad for another 3 weeks
Well banned on Twitter for posting this and having a bunch of conservatives mass report my account, so looks like I’ll be spending more time over here.
February 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Well banned on Twitter for posting this and having a bunch of conservatives mass report my account, so looks like I’ll be spending more time over here.
Guitars should have three (3) strings maximum. What are we doing with all these other strings
February 1, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Guitars should have three (3) strings maximum. What are we doing with all these other strings