Quite honestly I’d love to see ICE fucking TRY IT

Fuck Mr. Potter

All my homies hate Mr. Potter

me when I go to the poetry open mic and dramatically read the lyrics to Shake That Monkey by Too Short

You can’t tell me that this isn’t just David Cross

ending a romantic night with bae 🤪🤪🤪

Having to hear “why isn’t there a White History Month?” outta my dad for another 3 weeks

Well banned on Twitter for posting this and having a bunch of conservatives mass report my account, so looks like I’ll be spending more time over here.

Oh this is neat.
I’m gonna fuck around and learn the entirety of “I’m Just Ken” in ASL

Need a photoshopped picture of a buncha cops standing around a table like they just performed a big drug bust, but the only thing on the table is the Panera Charged Lemonade drink dispenser.

I like how part of Snoopy’s backstory is that he’s a literal war hero, but he doesn’t ever make a big deal about it. He just likes to sit on top of his doghouse sometimes and relive some memories.

According to the movie Christine, this is a high school student