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Portobello
@ishportobello.bsky.social
They/them

Career chef

I bitch about games and gush about punk and metal
I thought it was doing well up to a certain spot, then, uh... not so much.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Replace 1/4-1/3 of the water with milk, makes it MUCH smoother. Half n half or cream for even smoother potatoes. Make sure you still get it hot, though!
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Hey, can I give you a lil cheat for the instant mash?
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Aw, Blasphemous and The Last Faith's sales both ended, Blasphemous 2 is still on sale for 4 more days, but I wouldn't skip to that one past the first
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I mean, I think they're in a bundle on sale right now. Like, Last Faith is bundled with Blasphemous 2 on Steam because of them being very gothic metroidvanias
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Have you played Blasphemous 1+2 or Last Faith yet, because holy fuck do they fill the void left by the GBA and DS castlevania games
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Doing this with my cat, but with a kekekkekeke
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Absolutely killer
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Same
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Fuuuuuuuck yeah, the release I'm most excited for
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
No, Gabecube
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
How did you get Cabbage??
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I want the Gabecube so bad
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I, too, was hopeful at this moment. But for Armored Core dlc.

I was really expecting a lot more titles for me from this. Not a lot of action games, but I did have a few like Entropy Effect X and that one Witch action platformer.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Ah yes, from <<WAL-MART>>
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm not talking about breaded curds, just the graininess of these
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Those cheese curds look more like white cheddar chunks, and definitely aren't melty like they should be
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love the game, but the character creator fucking SUUUUUUCKS
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mmm, I call it the drowning shower
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This is too fucking real
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM