caitieK
@iscreampizza.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️⚧️
Unceded Coast Salish territory / Vancouver
linktr.ee/caityno
Unceded Coast Salish territory / Vancouver
linktr.ee/caityno
if 0 people like this i will feel deeply hurt and worthless
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
if 0 people like this i will feel deeply hurt and worthless
horror movies always: ok here's a conventionally attractive woman getting sawed into 15 pieces alive, and its about how we need to stop buying things
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
horror movies always: ok here's a conventionally attractive woman getting sawed into 15 pieces alive, and its about how we need to stop buying things
all the good looking men are women
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
all the good looking men are women
straight up dorkin it and by it i mean a whale penis
September 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
straight up dorkin it and by it i mean a whale penis
she blue my sky til i skeet
August 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
she blue my sky til i skeet
would you rather sweat pee or drink pee 👀
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
would you rather sweat pee or drink pee 👀
life is a ruth bader ginsberg machine
July 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
life is a ruth bader ginsberg machine
you'd be surprised how easy it is to castrate someone
July 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
you'd be surprised how easy it is to castrate someone
if you die in canada you die in aurstralia
June 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
if you die in canada you die in aurstralia
we live in a shortriarchy
June 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
we live in a shortriarchy
why cant i go run and not hurt or feel weird i only got carved up and reorganized a bit like a month ago why am i so weak and pathetic wtaf
June 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
why cant i go run and not hurt or feel weird i only got carved up and reorganized a bit like a month ago why am i so weak and pathetic wtaf
>feeling like i got kicked in the nuts
>have vagina
>havent had nuts for over a year
>have vagina
>havent had nuts for over a year
June 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
>feeling like i got kicked in the nuts
>have vagina
>havent had nuts for over a year
>have vagina
>havent had nuts for over a year
Reposted by caitieK
how to flirt with me:
1. don't be a fucking cad.
2. repeat step 1
1. don't be a fucking cad.
2. repeat step 1
how to flirt with me:
1. say literally anything to me.
2. i am very easy.
3. it is not difficult.
4. can't emphasize enough how much you don't have to try.
5. you don't even have to say anything just give me a firm look stg.
1. say literally anything to me.
2. i am very easy.
3. it is not difficult.
4. can't emphasize enough how much you don't have to try.
5. you don't even have to say anything just give me a firm look stg.
How to flirt with me:
1. Be clear that you are doing so
2. Use diminutives that indicate you consider me feminine. Cute, but not sexy.
3. Indicate that you find some attribute of mine appealing
4. Suggest that the quality of that attribute is statistically significant, compared to the median woman
1. Be clear that you are doing so
2. Use diminutives that indicate you consider me feminine. Cute, but not sexy.
3. Indicate that you find some attribute of mine appealing
4. Suggest that the quality of that attribute is statistically significant, compared to the median woman
June 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
how to flirt with me:
1. don't be a fucking cad.
2. repeat step 1
1. don't be a fucking cad.
2. repeat step 1
transformed falin could hit it
June 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
transformed falin could hit it
HEY STOP LOOK LOOK AT ME
lil lake bbs with mum 💜
lil lake bbs with mum 💜
June 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
HEY STOP LOOK LOOK AT ME
lil lake bbs with mum 💜
lil lake bbs with mum 💜
Reposted by caitieK
*ally voice* we should segregate you institutionally
June 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
*ally voice* we should segregate you institutionally
My love language is consuming thought, replicative behaviour patterns, attention seeking and resentment
idgw im single
idgw im single
June 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My love language is consuming thought, replicative behaviour patterns, attention seeking and resentment
idgw im single
idgw im single
In an abusive relationship with cleaning my damn room bucko
June 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In an abusive relationship with cleaning my damn room bucko
In a will they/wont they with the concept of inner peace
June 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In a will they/wont they with the concept of inner peace
In an on/off relationship with my ssri
June 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In an on/off relationship with my ssri
Depression is supposed to make me feel NOTHING but i feel SAD so can i get a REFUND
June 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Depression is supposed to make me feel NOTHING but i feel SAD so can i get a REFUND