Irony Is Dead (on Xitter anyway)
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On the road to recovery.
2 + 2 is not 5.
Ryazan, Sept 22, 1999...
2 + 2 is not 5.
Ryazan, Sept 22, 1999...
Pinned
TRUMP'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
-- Signed something
-- Signed more things
-- Wrecked the economy
-- Signed something
-- Signed more things
-- Wrecked the economy
They're selling their leader short. What about:
- Resurrected the Liberal Party of Canada
- Lost Conservative leader Pierre Poilièvre's seat in Parliament.
Trump is a builder. Of Canadian unity.
Thank you, Sir.
- Resurrected the Liberal Party of Canada
- Lost Conservative leader Pierre Poilièvre's seat in Parliament.
Trump is a builder. Of Canadian unity.
Thank you, Sir.
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Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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The ongoing theme of the Garcia case is that of an authoritarian regime so unwilling to admit it was wrong that it will weaponize every act of the administrative state it controls (incl immigration judges now) to impose their lawless outcome
WOW; a DEEPLY corrupt move by the immigration courts; clear collaboration with Trump admin officials to produce a specific result with zero notice to the party and ALSO in a situation where the judge facially lacks jurisdiction; the judge had denied a motion to reopen and the case is on appeal.
Judge Xinis ordered Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s release in part bc ICE could not produce a final “order of removal” to deport him. So last night, they went out and got an immigration judge to issue one.
Now, Abrego is urging Xinis to block his redetention. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Now, Abrego is urging Xinis to block his redetention. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The ongoing theme of the Garcia case is that of an authoritarian regime so unwilling to admit it was wrong that it will weaponize every act of the administrative state it controls (incl immigration judges now) to impose their lawless outcome
Corrupt MAGA FBI agent: "When you look at the data... [Antifa] is the most immediate [domestic] threat."
Rep Thompson: "Where does Antifa exist."
Corrupt MAGA FBI agent: [waves hands] "We are building the infrastructure right now."
Fascist clown show.
www.youtube.com/shorts/5abd1...
Rep Thompson: "Where does Antifa exist."
Corrupt MAGA FBI agent: [waves hands] "We are building the infrastructure right now."
Fascist clown show.
www.youtube.com/shorts/5abd1...
Trump FBI HUMILIATED During Live Hearing over 'ANTIFA' Claims
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Corrupt MAGA FBI agent: "When you look at the data... [Antifa] is the most immediate [domestic] threat."
Rep Thompson: "Where does Antifa exist."
Corrupt MAGA FBI agent: [waves hands] "We are building the infrastructure right now."
Fascist clown show.
www.youtube.com/shorts/5abd1...
Rep Thompson: "Where does Antifa exist."
Corrupt MAGA FBI agent: [waves hands] "We are building the infrastructure right now."
Fascist clown show.
www.youtube.com/shorts/5abd1...
Not only did Trump help Canada dodge the bullet of a Pierre Poilièvre government, but now Liberals are one Conservative defection away from gaining a majority in Parliament. Thank you, Sir.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARx-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARx-...
Poilievre in political 'death spiral' after another floor crossing: political scientist
YouTube video by CBC News
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Not only did Trump help Canada dodge the bullet of a Pierre Poilièvre government, but now Liberals are one Conservative defection away from gaining a majority in Parliament. Thank you, Sir.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARx-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARx-...
Two links to save time for anyone who might be inexplicably interested in reading Olivia Nuzzi's navel-gazing book.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Two links to save time for anyone who might be inexplicably interested in reading Olivia Nuzzi's navel-gazing book.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
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Jimmy Fallon to award President Trump The Tonight Show Peace Prize.
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Jimmy Fallon to award President Trump The Tonight Show Peace Prize.
I don't think she's the interesting character she thinks she is, but I'm SURE she's not Marcel Proust. Horribly vapid.
"I did not yet grasp this."
Lady, what you don't grasp is that you're now an adult - a very ordinary one at that - and the world doesn't gravitate around your imagined greatness.
"I did not yet grasp this."
Lady, what you don't grasp is that you're now an adult - a very ordinary one at that - and the world doesn't gravitate around your imagined greatness.
There’s a sentence on page 2 that is longer than Bluesky’s character limit.
And the sole knowledge that sentence conveys is “Olivia was born on January 6th.”
And the sole knowledge that sentence conveys is “Olivia was born on January 6th.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don't think she's the interesting character she thinks she is, but I'm SURE she's not Marcel Proust. Horribly vapid.
"I did not yet grasp this."
Lady, what you don't grasp is that you're now an adult - a very ordinary one at that - and the world doesn't gravitate around your imagined greatness.
"I did not yet grasp this."
Lady, what you don't grasp is that you're now an adult - a very ordinary one at that - and the world doesn't gravitate around your imagined greatness.
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More than any president before him, Trump has embraced an expanded meaning of the “commander in chief” that extends far beyond its narrow military meaning to cover all kinds of authoritarian nonsense, but as soon as there’s an actual military scandal, he’s running away from it as fast as he can.
POLITICO: Do you believe the second strike was necessary?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
More than any president before him, Trump has embraced an expanded meaning of the “commander in chief” that extends far beyond its narrow military meaning to cover all kinds of authoritarian nonsense, but as soon as there’s an actual military scandal, he’s running away from it as fast as he can.
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X (falsely) complaining of EU censorship while then censoring the EU
Elon Musk’s X found a reason to disable the ad account of the EU Commission.
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
X (falsely) complaining of EU censorship while then censoring the EU
France’s Macron Warned Other Leaders About Potential Trump Betrayal newrepublic.com/post/203995/... via @newrepublic.com
France’s Macron Warned Other Leaders About Potential Trump Betrayal
European leaders don’t trust the United States when it comes to Ukraine.
newrepublic.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
France’s Macron Warned Other Leaders About Potential Trump Betrayal newrepublic.com/post/203995/... via @newrepublic.com
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"Donald Trump and JD Vance’s America is a Christian Nationalist America, so of course even Jewish holidays are part of the same Judeo-Christian (but really, just Christian) heritage we all share." www.wonkette.com/p/jd-vance-w...
JD Vance Welcomes All Jews To Participate In Christmas
Deal with it.
www.wonkette.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Donald Trump and JD Vance’s America is a Christian Nationalist America, so of course even Jewish holidays are part of the same Judeo-Christian (but really, just Christian) heritage we all share." www.wonkette.com/p/jd-vance-w...
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thanks so much!🙏🙂
Magical reads of the last few months, positive, uplifting,challenging and makes you feel much better in this day&age. Thanks you to all these wonderful people. @hannahritchie.bsky.social @michaelemann.bsky.social @rutgerbregman.com @robintransition.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
thanks so much!🙏🙂
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Democrats’ New Slogan Is a Donor-Class Disaster.
Democrats’ New Slogan Is a Donor-Class Disaster
It’s time to start the 2028 primary and step over this donor-coddling nonsense.
www.theframelab.org
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Democrats’ New Slogan Is a Donor-Class Disaster.
Sir, this is fascinating. Please tell us more.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Sir, this is fascinating. Please tell us more.
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Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
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Neo-Nazi Jon Minadeo just will not stop messing with the kids! Here, in this pre-Thanksgiving chat, this girl tells him she's 15. She is talking in hushed tones from what appears to be her bedroom. Instead of moving on, he tells her not to trust her adopted Black brother. 1/
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Neo-Nazi Jon Minadeo just will not stop messing with the kids! Here, in this pre-Thanksgiving chat, this girl tells him she's 15. She is talking in hushed tones from what appears to be her bedroom. Instead of moving on, he tells her not to trust her adopted Black brother. 1/
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Bolsonaro and Trump both attempted coups.
Bolsonaro got 27 years and Trump got a presidency.
Bolsonaro got 27 years and Trump got a presidency.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bolsonaro and Trump both attempted coups.
Bolsonaro got 27 years and Trump got a presidency.
Bolsonaro got 27 years and Trump got a presidency.
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Breaking on MS NOW: Rep. Eric Swalwell is suing Bill Pulte, the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, accusing him of violating privacy laws.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Breaking on MS NOW: Rep. Eric Swalwell is suing Bill Pulte, the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, accusing him of violating privacy laws.
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
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I think the American public has the right to see the secret protocols of the Witkoff-Dmitriev pact. What business deals have been agreed?
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think the American public has the right to see the secret protocols of the Witkoff-Dmitriev pact. What business deals have been agreed?