Iron Capt.
@ironcapt.bsky.social
Prior Marine. Adjunct Prof. of Snark. Published in the Duffel Blog and the President’s Daily Brief. War stories 73% true. No well deck 🟰 Not an amphib.
C’mon guys. I teach undergrads. They watch the news on TV. We all know who can declare war, impose tariffs, sign treaties, make prosecution decisions, revoke broadcast licenses based on content and open/close the government. It’s high school civics stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
C’mon guys. I teach undergrads. They watch the news on TV. We all know who can declare war, impose tariffs, sign treaties, make prosecution decisions, revoke broadcast licenses based on content and open/close the government. It’s high school civics stuff.
But… if they have oil…
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
But… if they have oil…
….where our church can help them get jobs and learn English and become productive members of society free to worship as they please.
Guy 1: Or, we could like bomb them or something.
Guy 2: Like Jesus would do.
Guy 1: Or, we could like bomb them or something.
Guy 2: Like Jesus would do.
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November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
….where our church can help them get jobs and learn English and become productive members of society free to worship as they please.
Guy 1: Or, we could like bomb them or something.
Guy 2: Like Jesus would do.
Guy 1: Or, we could like bomb them or something.
Guy 2: Like Jesus would do.
I’d listen to that country song.
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November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’d listen to that country song.
Permanent shipboard brig resident.
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Permanent shipboard brig resident.
Or at least 1.5 times better at the cool shit (shooting, working out, parachuting) and neglecting the other stuff (planning, working with support people, speaking the GD language of the people outside the gate).
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Or at least 1.5 times better at the cool shit (shooting, working out, parachuting) and neglecting the other stuff (planning, working with support people, speaking the GD language of the people outside the gate).
It’s called Step-Dad Chic.
October 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s called Step-Dad Chic.
