Iron Capt.
@ironcapt.bsky.social
Prior Marine. Adjunct Prof. of Snark. Published in the Duffel Blog and the President’s Daily Brief. War stories 73% true. No well deck 🟰 Not an amphib.
Should I wear this to Philly today?
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Should I wear this to Philly today?
Permanent shipboard brig resident.
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Permanent shipboard brig resident.
This is the Hallmark Movie we have all been waiting for. I heard they both got shredded for the Honeymoon.
September 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is the Hallmark Movie we have all been waiting for. I heard they both got shredded for the Honeymoon.
“What did you do in the war, Grandpa…”
August 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“What did you do in the war, Grandpa…”
This episode writes itself.
July 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This episode writes itself.
John Mulaney: I have a theory that all dad’s are cramming for a WWII trivia quiz show.
Me: well, someone forgot Operation Paperclip
Me: well, someone forgot Operation Paperclip
May 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
John Mulaney: I have a theory that all dad’s are cramming for a WWII trivia quiz show.
Me: well, someone forgot Operation Paperclip
Me: well, someone forgot Operation Paperclip
Who is more qualified to be Surgeon General?
May 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Who is more qualified to be Surgeon General?
If you don’t think dominoes involves warfighting, you are playing it wrong.
April 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you don’t think dominoes involves warfighting, you are playing it wrong.
Hey guys! We want to open tomorrow and this sign maker says he can do a rush job. What’s the laziest name we can think of, right now?
April 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey guys! We want to open tomorrow and this sign maker says he can do a rush job. What’s the laziest name we can think of, right now?
He’s not mad. He’s just disappointed.
April 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
He’s not mad. He’s just disappointed.
Has someone checked on Jeff today? He might not be ok.
March 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Has someone checked on Jeff today? He might not be ok.
Note: this guy got a Canadian passport to avoid mandatory military service. Given, it was apartheid era South Africa; but still…
March 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Note: this guy got a Canadian passport to avoid mandatory military service. Given, it was apartheid era South Africa; but still…
Imma’ just leave this here…
March 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Imma’ just leave this here…
“And this is why we started contracting janitor services…” said university administrators.
February 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“And this is why we started contracting janitor services…” said university administrators.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the next VCSAF…
February 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, the next VCSAF…
USAID Contractor doesn’t like USAID.
February 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
USAID Contractor doesn’t like USAID.
Happy Retirement Mitch McConnell. Let’s take a moment to remember the @duffelblog.com ‘s finest hour.
February 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy Retirement Mitch McConnell. Let’s take a moment to remember the @duffelblog.com ‘s finest hour.
Some newly divorced reserve LCDR is about to make their next drill weekend super awkward.
January 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Some newly divorced reserve LCDR is about to make their next drill weekend super awkward.
Don’t say you didn’t see this coming (from March 2024)
January 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Don’t say you didn’t see this coming (from March 2024)
When you’ve never seen The Untouchables…
January 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When you’ve never seen The Untouchables…
Ok, time for Keir Starmer to do the funniest copy pasta ever.
December 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Ok, time for Keir Starmer to do the funniest copy pasta ever.
The best explanation I can think of. In one 90s film image.
December 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
The best explanation I can think of. In one 90s film image.
Separated at birth?
December 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Separated at birth?