Thank you. I'm so sad about this. Stay safe!

Wait so is the first image real or not? I'd (sadly) love for it to be real. But I'm really hesitant to share it for obvious reason

I got a lot of spam in my inbox this morning that is usually filtered out as well (in addition to the promos filter failing)

we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife

It's the eyebrows and then eyes that turn down at the edges bc of all the disappointed actions they've seen of themselves

Pranks should always be funny to all parties involved. It's tough to do, but the very mild ones are successful bc of that rule. Saw a video of an extended family each putting on one item of their grandma's clothing at her house on xmas day waiting for her to notice. *That's* a good prank!

Missing a handle of Titos at the very least

To be fair, it makes sense that lots of people would load up on mirepoix for warm dishes during a winter storm. Glad you found your goods, tho - good luck!

Shouldn't he be pushing daisies by now?

And he's in economy???

Squeezing Cuban for that fat check

Panelist on "Match Game", on hold with any company's customer service, greeting carol singers at his door

This was his 6th season and he's on his second team after he decided he was too good for his first team last year and then nobody took him until the last minute. One of his star teammates was 12 y/o when he was a freshman.

Yeah... all the Avengers are dads now and have to defend their kids against Dr. Doom - this video specifically mocks the Captain America promo with his baby

ND ride or die. I hate that man still.

Doing what he does best