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The New Blood Store is BACK and better than ever!

New features, DEEP discounts, and of course...

BRAND NEW merch.

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February 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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You know it wouldn't be a New Blood anniversary event without a BIG #GIVEAWAY.

Enter NOW for a chance to win a bunch of merch INCLUDING V1 & V2 plushies plus NEW BLOOD GAMES 4 LIFE! 🥳

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OUR BIGGEST MERCH GIVEAWAY EVER
IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY SO WE'RE DOING A GIVEAWAY​ If nobody else got you? You know New Blood got you​. 1st Prize: BIG MERCH PACK, RARE PLUSHIES, NEW BLOOD GAMES 4 LIFE 2nd Prize: 2 Games, LARG MERCH PAC...
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February 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The New Blood Anniversary Sale is LIVE!

Featuring MAJOR game updates and BIG deals.

It's a CELEBRATION!

February 24 - March 4 🎉

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New Blood Anniversary Sale 2025!
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February 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
my warriors of muck and slime have taken my dinning hall hostage for a "potluck"
February 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
fuck a penis call that soup
January 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
fuck a soup call that cream of penis
January 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
spread my spore
January 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
fuckk i left my large and imposing obelisk at the fulcrum of the world
January 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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tfw you take way too much benadryl
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 PM
the existence of a dog eat dog world implies the existence of a cooler more abundant dog no eat dog world
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 PM
you can kill a guy if he sucks it's okay
December 6, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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she ponders the crystal and various ways to destroy me... SCARY!
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
the beautiful angel named mold spore gives me headaches and visions
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 AM
beebo beebo beebo
November 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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I see you need a little pep in your step! here are your options:

-sugar free caffeine free diet zero calorie infant-safe soda that vaguely reminds you of a time when you weren't tired

-tall can of chemical slurry named after a fruit that doesn't exist with enough caffeine to kill a small horse
November 8, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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October 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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Balatro
October 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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October 25, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
October 25, 2024 at 3:22 AM
bitches love me for my gormful (opposite of gormless) demeanor
October 22, 2024 at 6:39 PM
bitches love the unrestrained swag of genuinely enjoying something unusual and perhaps made of cursed iron
October 17, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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i don't want to be androgynous like a mysterious fae being

i want to be androgynous like the raccoon that just fell out of the dumpster covered in day-old donut icing

you don't know if that's a boy or a girl raccoon

what's between their legs? donut crumbs
June 9, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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vibe check
September 12, 2024 at 1:20 PM