Inhuman Resources Dept
@irdept.bsky.social
We vomit our rage and stuttered thinks into the void without expectation or fear. We are the best at human and have the most teeth.
I offered my thoughts and prayers up to my awful, ever-hungering gods.
They were answered.
They were answered.
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I offered my thoughts and prayers up to my awful, ever-hungering gods.
They were answered.
They were answered.
A good thing to remember if you ever have amnesia is pretty much anything.
September 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A good thing to remember if you ever have amnesia is pretty much anything.
I dreamt of a small town on the sea, surrounded by half-sunken sailing ships adorned in vibrant flags.
September 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I dreamt of a small town on the sea, surrounded by half-sunken sailing ships adorned in vibrant flags.
Hello bsky. I have turned temporarily. The world is on fire, and I am OK with that.
September 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hello bsky. I have turned temporarily. The world is on fire, and I am OK with that.
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If you think about it an incubator is just a slow cooker
March 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you think about it an incubator is just a slow cooker
Been working on our "Friends To Ikea Furniture Assembly Instructions" fan fiction and, boy-howdy! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Been working on our "Friends To Ikea Furniture Assembly Instructions" fan fiction and, boy-howdy! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
Concept:
Dark Fantasy Pirate Disease called "Smeg Leg".
That is all.
Dark Fantasy Pirate Disease called "Smeg Leg".
That is all.
March 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Concept:
Dark Fantasy Pirate Disease called "Smeg Leg".
That is all.
Dark Fantasy Pirate Disease called "Smeg Leg".
That is all.
When we go quiet it is 'cause we doin'.
March 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When we go quiet it is 'cause we doin'.
No shade on folks who are really into cartoon animal-mans eating until they are so absurdly rotund that the physics of any sane world would have pulled their corpulence free of their their skeletons long ago.
It's just not our thing.
Our thing is way worse.
It's just not our thing.
Our thing is way worse.
March 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No shade on folks who are really into cartoon animal-mans eating until they are so absurdly rotund that the physics of any sane world would have pulled their corpulence free of their their skeletons long ago.
It's just not our thing.
Our thing is way worse.
It's just not our thing.
Our thing is way worse.
Pretty good bit of nightmare fuel waking up to find out that the world is full of zombies that you have to keep killing.
Then, later, finding out that what really happened was that your eyeballs were replaced by a parasite that makes normal people look like zombies to you.
Then, later, finding out that what really happened was that your eyeballs were replaced by a parasite that makes normal people look like zombies to you.
March 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Pretty good bit of nightmare fuel waking up to find out that the world is full of zombies that you have to keep killing.
Then, later, finding out that what really happened was that your eyeballs were replaced by a parasite that makes normal people look like zombies to you.
Then, later, finding out that what really happened was that your eyeballs were replaced by a parasite that makes normal people look like zombies to you.
Reminder that we know all of the good Monster Hunter monsters. We know about the Raffle-los. We know about the Devil Joseph. We know about Angry Minotaur. We even know about Kongiss Slolam and Fatty Lisp. We have hunted them all using a weapon that is basically a full-sized taxi cab on a stick.
March 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reminder that we know all of the good Monster Hunter monsters. We know about the Raffle-los. We know about the Devil Joseph. We know about Angry Minotaur. We even know about Kongiss Slolam and Fatty Lisp. We have hunted them all using a weapon that is basically a full-sized taxi cab on a stick.
Pro Tip: Fastest way to become an Ace Aro is to shoot down at least 5 romantic relationship proposals.
One exceptional Ace Aro was The Unwed Baron, credited with shooting down 80! Now they have a pizza named after them! But they are dead, so it wasn't all roses.
One exceptional Ace Aro was The Unwed Baron, credited with shooting down 80! Now they have a pizza named after them! But they are dead, so it wasn't all roses.
February 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Pro Tip: Fastest way to become an Ace Aro is to shoot down at least 5 romantic relationship proposals.
One exceptional Ace Aro was The Unwed Baron, credited with shooting down 80! Now they have a pizza named after them! But they are dead, so it wasn't all roses.
One exceptional Ace Aro was The Unwed Baron, credited with shooting down 80! Now they have a pizza named after them! But they are dead, so it wasn't all roses.
With the Federal Government mostly in shambles, we wonder when the individual states will start attempting to go their separate ways.
February 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
With the Federal Government mostly in shambles, we wonder when the individual states will start attempting to go their separate ways.
Would you like to hear a long, sad joke?
If so, please check out the new audiobook of my autobiography. Now with authentic weeping and kung-fu grip!
If so, please check out the new audiobook of my autobiography. Now with authentic weeping and kung-fu grip!
February 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Would you like to hear a long, sad joke?
If so, please check out the new audiobook of my autobiography. Now with authentic weeping and kung-fu grip!
If so, please check out the new audiobook of my autobiography. Now with authentic weeping and kung-fu grip!
Guess who's the newest member of TAAOPWIMLAIATIIPMATSTIAVDEWNOSAEAHM?! That's right
The American Association of Pedants, Well It's More Like An Informal Association, Technically It Is Probably More Accurate To Say That It's A Vaguely Defined Entity With No Structure And Entirely Ad Hoc Membership
The American Association of Pedants, Well It's More Like An Informal Association, Technically It Is Probably More Accurate To Say That It's A Vaguely Defined Entity With No Structure And Entirely Ad Hoc Membership
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Guess who's the newest member of TAAOPWIMLAIATIIPMATSTIAVDEWNOSAEAHM?! That's right
The American Association of Pedants, Well It's More Like An Informal Association, Technically It Is Probably More Accurate To Say That It's A Vaguely Defined Entity With No Structure And Entirely Ad Hoc Membership
The American Association of Pedants, Well It's More Like An Informal Association, Technically It Is Probably More Accurate To Say That It's A Vaguely Defined Entity With No Structure And Entirely Ad Hoc Membership
We work for academia.
We are incrediboned.
We are incrediboned.
February 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We work for academia.
We are incrediboned.
We are incrediboned.
Us, looking off into the middle distance: "We used to have fat booties back then. All of us. Sometimes two or three at a time, gleamin' like pearls. But that's gone now, taken by the ASSimilator MatriXX. All that's left now are narrow, blade-like buttocks of no comfort to anyone."
February 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Us, looking off into the middle distance: "We used to have fat booties back then. All of us. Sometimes two or three at a time, gleamin' like pearls. But that's gone now, taken by the ASSimilator MatriXX. All that's left now are narrow, blade-like buttocks of no comfort to anyone."
One of the problems with anime as a medium is that they go out of their way to show that their femme-coded characters make weird smiley mouth noises and eat a lot of sweets.
Would def appreciate one of these things being replaced with 'doing suplexes on mammoths.'
Would def appreciate one of these things being replaced with 'doing suplexes on mammoths.'
February 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One of the problems with anime as a medium is that they go out of their way to show that their femme-coded characters make weird smiley mouth noises and eat a lot of sweets.
Would def appreciate one of these things being replaced with 'doing suplexes on mammoths.'
Would def appreciate one of these things being replaced with 'doing suplexes on mammoths.'
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hot singles in your area are ready to mingle and merge on a molecular level beyond comprehension you will struggle to process somatosensation while exponential awareness cascades like a mycelium field as individual cellular identity dissolves resonating that atoms do not exist independently
February 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
hot singles in your area are ready to mingle and merge on a molecular level beyond comprehension you will struggle to process somatosensation while exponential awareness cascades like a mycelium field as individual cellular identity dissolves resonating that atoms do not exist independently
Lord, give us the confidence and perspective of a privileged person picking out which made up, inconsequential bullshit they're going to be insufferably put-upon and authoritarian about next.
February 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Lord, give us the confidence and perspective of a privileged person picking out which made up, inconsequential bullshit they're going to be insufferably put-upon and authoritarian about next.
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Me after watching the House Oversight Committee Hearing as Nancy Mace screams bigoted slurs.
February 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Me after watching the House Oversight Committee Hearing as Nancy Mace screams bigoted slurs.
We understand that following the legal process is important right now, but, honestly, acting like filing a lawsuit is some kind of win right now feels hollow.
Ultimately, it just passes the buck to a GOP-stacked judiciary branch of dubious allegiance to the people of the US.
Ultimately, it just passes the buck to a GOP-stacked judiciary branch of dubious allegiance to the people of the US.
February 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
We understand that following the legal process is important right now, but, honestly, acting like filing a lawsuit is some kind of win right now feels hollow.
Ultimately, it just passes the buck to a GOP-stacked judiciary branch of dubious allegiance to the people of the US.
Ultimately, it just passes the buck to a GOP-stacked judiciary branch of dubious allegiance to the people of the US.
"Look, I know things are bad, but I really need to make sure everyone knows what's really important: It's not my fault." - Like, half the internet right now.
February 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Look, I know things are bad, but I really need to make sure everyone knows what's really important: It's not my fault." - Like, half the internet right now.
This is Black History Month. Just a reminder. If you want to read about something other than how white folks are destroying the country (again), there are a lot of stories about amazing PoC being posted on the TL every minute.
February 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is Black History Month. Just a reminder. If you want to read about something other than how white folks are destroying the country (again), there are a lot of stories about amazing PoC being posted on the TL every minute.