Inhuman Resources Dept
@irdept.bsky.social
We vomit our rage and stuttered thinks into the void without expectation or fear. We are the best at human and have the most teeth.
they think being inconvenienced is the same as persecution and that respect is the same as obedience
September 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
they think being inconvenienced is the same as persecution and that respect is the same as obedience
UH, ACTUALLY!
I don't actually have anything further to offer, here. I'm just hoping tiresome people will see that and think "I don't have to say anything. This guy has it covered probably."
I don't actually have anything further to offer, here. I'm just hoping tiresome people will see that and think "I don't have to say anything. This guy has it covered probably."
September 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
UH, ACTUALLY!
I don't actually have anything further to offer, here. I'm just hoping tiresome people will see that and think "I don't have to say anything. This guy has it covered probably."
I don't actually have anything further to offer, here. I'm just hoping tiresome people will see that and think "I don't have to say anything. This guy has it covered probably."
I offered my thoughts and prayers up to my awful, ever-hungering gods.
They were answered.
They were answered.
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I offered my thoughts and prayers up to my awful, ever-hungering gods.
They were answered.
They were answered.
I read it a long time ago! It was a strange, somber, weird, and interesting work. It was also the first work I read that explored something outside the normal gender binary.
September 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I read it a long time ago! It was a strange, somber, weird, and interesting work. It was also the first work I read that explored something outside the normal gender binary.
Boston is the place where Americans decided that certain laws should only NOT be enforced, but that attempts to do so would be met with violent rebellion.
September 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Boston is the place where Americans decided that certain laws should only NOT be enforced, but that attempts to do so would be met with violent rebellion.
I recommend that Bondi pursue a lifestyle of terminal phallophagy.
September 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I recommend that Bondi pursue a lifestyle of terminal phallophagy.
A good thing to remember if you ever have amnesia is pretty much anything.
September 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A good thing to remember if you ever have amnesia is pretty much anything.
I dreamt of a small town on the sea, surrounded by half-sunken sailing ships adorned in vibrant flags.
September 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I dreamt of a small town on the sea, surrounded by half-sunken sailing ships adorned in vibrant flags.
Hello bsky. I have turned temporarily. The world is on fire, and I am OK with that.
September 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hello bsky. I have turned temporarily. The world is on fire, and I am OK with that.
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If you think about it an incubator is just a slow cooker
March 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you think about it an incubator is just a slow cooker
This is perfect. Thank you.
March 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is perfect. Thank you.
Been working on our "Friends To Ikea Furniture Assembly Instructions" fan fiction and, boy-howdy! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Been working on our "Friends To Ikea Furniture Assembly Instructions" fan fiction and, boy-howdy! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
Concept:
Dark Fantasy Pirate Disease called "Smeg Leg".
That is all.
Dark Fantasy Pirate Disease called "Smeg Leg".
That is all.
March 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Concept:
Dark Fantasy Pirate Disease called "Smeg Leg".
That is all.
Dark Fantasy Pirate Disease called "Smeg Leg".
That is all.
When we go quiet it is 'cause we doin'.
March 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When we go quiet it is 'cause we doin'.
I will memorialize the passing of my appetizer by writing mournful prose:
The onion blooms when you Spring a Leek.
The onion blooms when you Spring a Leek.
March 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I will memorialize the passing of my appetizer by writing mournful prose:
The onion blooms when you Spring a Leek.
The onion blooms when you Spring a Leek.
Seems like something that they'll try to 'fix' by signing an executive order to rename it to the Dow Jones Industrial Way Above Average.
March 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Seems like something that they'll try to 'fix' by signing an executive order to rename it to the Dow Jones Industrial Way Above Average.
Our thing's a little something called X!FPRUG.
We will not be taking any questions at this time.
We will not be taking any questions at this time.
March 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Our thing's a little something called X!FPRUG.
We will not be taking any questions at this time.
We will not be taking any questions at this time.
No shade on folks who are really into cartoon animal-mans eating until they are so absurdly rotund that the physics of any sane world would have pulled their corpulence free of their their skeletons long ago.
It's just not our thing.
Our thing is way worse.
It's just not our thing.
Our thing is way worse.
March 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No shade on folks who are really into cartoon animal-mans eating until they are so absurdly rotund that the physics of any sane world would have pulled their corpulence free of their their skeletons long ago.
It's just not our thing.
Our thing is way worse.
It's just not our thing.
Our thing is way worse.
Pretty good bit of nightmare fuel waking up to find out that the world is full of zombies that you have to keep killing.
Then, later, finding out that what really happened was that your eyeballs were replaced by a parasite that makes normal people look like zombies to you.
Then, later, finding out that what really happened was that your eyeballs were replaced by a parasite that makes normal people look like zombies to you.
March 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Pretty good bit of nightmare fuel waking up to find out that the world is full of zombies that you have to keep killing.
Then, later, finding out that what really happened was that your eyeballs were replaced by a parasite that makes normal people look like zombies to you.
Then, later, finding out that what really happened was that your eyeballs were replaced by a parasite that makes normal people look like zombies to you.
Reminder that we know all of the good Monster Hunter monsters. We know about the Raffle-los. We know about the Devil Joseph. We know about Angry Minotaur. We even know about Kongiss Slolam and Fatty Lisp. We have hunted them all using a weapon that is basically a full-sized taxi cab on a stick.
March 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reminder that we know all of the good Monster Hunter monsters. We know about the Raffle-los. We know about the Devil Joseph. We know about Angry Minotaur. We even know about Kongiss Slolam and Fatty Lisp. We have hunted them all using a weapon that is basically a full-sized taxi cab on a stick.
Cool Fact: In Monster Hunter you Hunt the Monst.
March 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Cool Fact: In Monster Hunter you Hunt the Monst.