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This week I experienced German coworker humor. They thought that the it was the funniest thing in the world that one of them had forgotten his pants at home and had to were some slightly baggy pants.
September 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Googling "best sleeping positions for MEN!" type of guy
September 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
@boontavista.com found a list of American names that might be of interest to you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
United States men's national water polo team - Wikipedia
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September 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Humans contain multitudes. I for example am really good at both throwing away food and giving myself food poisoning
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Love how grandparents always name drop the ethnicity of the service workers they have interacted with.
December 22, 2024 at 1:43 PM
My top artist on Spotify wrapped is Nixon because I listen to the Nixon tapes to go to sleep
December 10, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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October 29, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Jag skulle säga att vi har haft tomma ölburkar i Sverige innan
December 1, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I'm going to try to die in a bog. Would be cool to be a part of the fossil record
November 28, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Really love that "driving like it is a Tom Walker GTA stream" has entered my used phrases. @tomwalker.bsky.social
November 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I love edging*!
*Being on the brink of crying all day and the finally letting it out at night
October 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
Murder should be legal but only if you use an intervention and do it with a trickshot.
March 5, 2024 at 2:28 PM
My doctor cleared me for the hot new operation that makes your dick look weird. I'm so excited
January 22, 2024 at 8:03 AM
I've gotten so many BBLs that my ass now sits just below my shoulders
January 10, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Murder is something I'm thinking about getting into this year. Any tips for someone new to the hobby?
January 5, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Thinking about starting a charity that helps child soldiers by providing adequate artillery support
January 2, 2024 at 3:24 PM
People who laugh at bird watching for being "nerd shit" please keep in mind that I've lost 3 friends and 2 limbs while doing it.
December 18, 2023 at 9:00 AM
Society if men had 3 balls.
December 16, 2023 at 10:27 AM
The male urge to hire a documentary team and walk into the woods in search of Bigfoot
December 15, 2023 at 10:22 AM
@tomwalker.bsky.social tonight I dreamt that I self sucked. I blame you for this.
December 12, 2023 at 8:13 AM
The fact that so many of us pack for a trip like we are going to shit ourselvs every day points to like ghengis Khan shiting himself multiple days in a row on a trip and that trauma epigeneticly being passed down to us
December 3, 2023 at 7:09 PM
I hope that 2024 is the year that we finally come up with a vaccine for getting kicked in the balls.
December 1, 2023 at 11:41 AM
Rest in piss Henry Kissinger. A small consolation during an otherwise shitty time
November 30, 2023 at 8:06 AM
I bought a advent calendar with a new unique way to kick me in the balls behind every square
November 29, 2023 at 9:55 AM