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Big shoutout to @timmiller.bsky.social for being able to seamlessly switch between "Lutnick" and "Nutlick" depending on the platform he is on.
Bulwark = Nutlick
MSNBC = Lutnick
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Hahahahahahaha
Trump: "Thousands of businesses, plants, equipment, all over the country are being built right now. And they're gonna be opening pretty soon and when they open, you'll see numbers like nobody has ever seen before. The economy is doing amazingly well. I wish the press would report it."
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Headline could be: Manly Man Throws Like a Girl
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.

Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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Trump is trying to distract us from the Epstein files by launching a military invasion from the same golf resort that trafficked children to Epstein.
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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I just saw Stephen Miller referred to as PeeWeeHimmler and now I can’t unsee it. 😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Republican senator now publicly defending Mark Kelly
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Trump: Stop talking about Epstein.

Also Trump: Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein…
July 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Those fucking Republican fools staying silent right now think this fascist shit won’t come for them too.

You dumbfucks.
Open a history book.
It’s not if.
It’s when.
June 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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“Hegseth eyes Papacy”
April 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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But I thought JD did it in the parlor with a sofa.

Wait…
April 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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They.
Are.
Making.
It.
Up.
As.
They.
Go.
Along.
There.
Is.
No.
Plan.
April 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Whip out dick, declare victory, enjoy a bucket of KFC 🙄
Trump on the markets: "Up 2500 points. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
April 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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MAGA: WE LOVE TARIFFS!! CRY HARDER LIBS!!

[5 minutes later…]

MAGA: WE LOVE REVERSING TARIFFS!! THE ART OF THE DEAL BABY!!
April 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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X is not worth 33 billion. He basically just paid himself $33B from another company, presumably to pay off his debts from the initial buy because he knows he'll never be able to raise the capital from X itself.

He is his own ponzi scheme.
March 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I learned this week that you can put our troops' lives in danger, compromise our national security, and violate the Espionage Act. And the government will do nothing.

But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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There are not two sides to death.
BREAM: Do you feel there's a misconception about the characterization of Putin as a tyrant or someone whose political opponents often die?

WITKOFF: I think in my 68 years on this earth, I've never, ever seen a situation where there isn't two sides to a story. There are grievances on both sides.
March 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Potential client: “I have someone threatening to bring the weight of the government down on me, can you help me?”

Paul Weiss: “We recommend you give them whatever they want, and pay for them for not making it worse.”
March 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM