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I just play an extrovert because I have to, otherwise just go away..please.
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It’s okay to not be okay with not being okay. Nobody’s okay, okay?
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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My plant is still dying despite all the love and water I gave it. So now I’m watering myself with wine and feeding my soul with cheese. Let’s see who thrives.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?
October 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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I’m not lost. I’m just exploring every possible wrong direction with style.
September 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I think they need a vaccine that makes people with little brain power more empathetic
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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If a genie asks you to choose between true love and free daily pizza, what kind of cheese are you getting on it?
September 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Living my best life by being sarcastic as fuck.
September 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I can rise but the shine part takes a little longer.
September 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Doctors don't follow people around and hit them with a stick when they're dumb anymore, and I think it's sad.
September 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Eternal damnation is reserved for people who ruin jokes online.
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Some days I need a stunt double to get through these days
September 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Currently in a toxic relationship with my fridge. I keep going back, full of hope. It lights up, but it's cold and empty inside.
September 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Welcome to your 50s. No one knows how, but you’ve screenshot your home screen three times today. Again.
September 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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We all have that one stupid song.
We know it’ll hurt.
We don't want to hurt.
We hit play anyway.
July 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I’m not obsessed with food. It's just literally the only stable thing in my life, for fuck’s cake.
July 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Not being popular on social media is great.
July 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Constant excellence is exhausting. I just want to be average in peace now.
July 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Screaming “just find food!” at survival show contestants while I’m in AC, eating chips, getting a foot rub.
July 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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My family has been torn apart by a crippling whipped cream addiction.
July 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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"Girls don’t want diamonds, they want respect.”
Actually, we want both. With fries, extra cheese and a beer to go.
July 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The hardest things to see can be right in front of you..
June 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I do have abs. They're just introverts.
June 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM