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Hockey Outsider - Heard at the Cross-Bar Tavern.
Parody rumours, quotes, news around the NHL.
It's a joke, not a D... don't take it so hard!
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Donald Trump has imposed a tariff on #Penguins because Sidney Crosby beat #USAHockey at the 4-Nations Faceoff. #NHL
April 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
More info on Heineman, via @frank-seravalli.bsky.social

#GoHabsGo #Habs
January 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sources confirm that the #Habs' sending Kent Hughes, Vinny Lecavalier and Nick Bobrov to Russia to talk to Roman Rotenberg is a cover.

They were actually sent by the Canadian Government to speak to Putin about the possibility of becoming an extension of Russia instead of the 51st state! #GoHabsGo
December 19, 2024 at 3:43 PM
According to Friedman, Chris Kreider & Jacob Trouba of the #NYR are reportedly on the trade block.

Source confirm that if they still owned his rights, the #GoHabsGo would offer up Louis Leblanc straight up for Kreider. #Habs' fans present at the 2009 Draft at the Bell Centre might have been wrong.
November 25, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Since Auston Matthews has been injured, the Toronto Maple #Leafs have the best record in the #NHL, at 6-1-0 for 12 points.

Sources confirm that the players are looking at hiring Tonya Harding to "take care of business" and give the captain "C" back to John Tavares. #LeafsForever
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Sources saying that Jake Paul found his next opponent. #PaulTyson
November 16, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Multiple sources have confirmed that this place is the place to be. Rumour has it that it's not owned by some electric car company. #Bluesky
November 13, 2024 at 7:52 PM