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It's a joke, not a D... don't take it so hard!
Donald Trump has imposed a tariff on #Penguins because Sidney Crosby beat #USAHockey at the 4-Nations Faceoff. #NHL
Donald Trump has imposed a tariff on #Penguins because Sidney Crosby beat #USAHockey at the 4-Nations Faceoff. #NHL
Sources confirm that the #Habs are investigating Gary Bettman and the #NHL for a possible hit and run so the #GoHabsGo don't make the playoffs.
They were actually sent by the Canadian Government to speak to Putin about the possibility of becoming an extension of Russia instead of the 51st state! #GoHabsGo
Source confirm that if they still owned his rights, the #GoHabsGo would offer up Louis Leblanc straight up for Kreider. #Habs' fans present at the 2009 Draft at the Bell Centre might have been wrong.
They would nickname them the #MontrealCanaPens.
They would nickname them the #MontrealCanaPens.
Sources confirm that the players are looking at hiring Tonya Harding to "take care of business" and give the captain "C" back to John Tavares. #LeafsForever
Sources confirm that the players are looking at hiring Tonya Harding to "take care of business" and give the captain "C" back to John Tavares. #LeafsForever
Although sources claim that they will wait to closer to Christmas for that last one. #GoHabsGo