Paolo
@internetpaolo.bsky.social
if you thought my tweets suck wait till you see the shit i put on here
This is the most insane world series I’ve ever seen (I’ve seen exactly one)
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is the most insane world series I’ve ever seen (I’ve seen exactly one)
Garbage call on that third strike. I would know, I’ve been watching baseball for two weeks
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Garbage call on that third strike. I would know, I’ve been watching baseball for two weeks
Sherwood I’m loving the effort but maybe chill out for a few games so we can afford to sign you
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sherwood I’m loving the effort but maybe chill out for a few games so we can afford to sign you
Rogers billionaires begging customers for an extra 30% for sportsnet only to cut out during the world series. Great work everyone!
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Rogers billionaires begging customers for an extra 30% for sportsnet only to cut out during the world series. Great work everyone!
I asked pettersson to score a goal and the monkey paw curled sorry yall mb
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I asked pettersson to score a goal and the monkey paw curled sorry yall mb
every four years we spend millions of dollars to elect and employ a slate of local leaders who ostensibly reflect our values and city priorities. These people then spend the next four years ceding every single decision to the loudest boomers in kits who hate everything www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
Vancouver abandons plan to relocate stacked car sculpture to south end of Granville Bridge
Trans Am Rapture – the 10-metre-tall artwork featuring five partially crushed cars stacked atop an old-growth cedar tree trunk that stood for years on Quebec Street near Science World – will not be re...
www.ctvnews.ca
August 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
every four years we spend millions of dollars to elect and employ a slate of local leaders who ostensibly reflect our values and city priorities. These people then spend the next four years ceding every single decision to the loudest boomers in kits who hate everything www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
HEARTBREAKING: Without dedicated parking, all these people couldn’t attend Italian Day on commercial drive or patronize a single local business! Local entrepreneurs punished by our woke city council, I bet they hate this! SAD!!
June 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
HEARTBREAKING: Without dedicated parking, all these people couldn’t attend Italian Day on commercial drive or patronize a single local business! Local entrepreneurs punished by our woke city council, I bet they hate this! SAD!!
I'm granting yall permission to hop back over to twitter, if only just for today. you're really missing out
June 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm granting yall permission to hop back over to twitter, if only just for today. you're really missing out
Congrats to Connor McDavid for winning Sponge Towels™️ Most Absorbing Performance. Finally getting his flowers what an honour
May 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Congrats to Connor McDavid for winning Sponge Towels™️ Most Absorbing Performance. Finally getting his flowers what an honour
vancouver cyclist tip!
press this button to do ✨absolutely nothing ✨and sit there for another two minutes dreaming of a city that prioritizes people outside of cars 🥰
press this button to do ✨absolutely nothing ✨and sit there for another two minutes dreaming of a city that prioritizes people outside of cars 🥰
May 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
vancouver cyclist tip!
press this button to do ✨absolutely nothing ✨and sit there for another two minutes dreaming of a city that prioritizes people outside of cars 🥰
press this button to do ✨absolutely nothing ✨and sit there for another two minutes dreaming of a city that prioritizes people outside of cars 🥰
oh cool my mayor just admitted the millions we spent on new cops "means nothing" because he failed to collaborate with other levels of government first.
Just think what that money could have done instead for vancouver libraries, kits beach pool, bike lanes, or even the 100 nurses he promised
Just think what that money could have done instead for vancouver libraries, kits beach pool, bike lanes, or even the 100 nurses he promised
May 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
oh cool my mayor just admitted the millions we spent on new cops "means nothing" because he failed to collaborate with other levels of government first.
Just think what that money could have done instead for vancouver libraries, kits beach pool, bike lanes, or even the 100 nurses he promised
Just think what that money could have done instead for vancouver libraries, kits beach pool, bike lanes, or even the 100 nurses he promised
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Once again it is time for the Met Gala, an event I completely understand and find enjoyment in as a result of said understanding. Love that everyone dresses up for the red carpet and then immediately gets down to the business of the Met Gala!
May 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Once again it is time for the Met Gala, an event I completely understand and find enjoyment in as a result of said understanding. Love that everyone dresses up for the red carpet and then immediately gets down to the business of the Met Gala!
everyone give sam bennett a warm welcome to my shit list
May 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
everyone give sam bennett a warm welcome to my shit list
round one down #leafsnation !
I refuse to check who our round two opponent is I'm positive they're not defending champs or anything
I refuse to check who our round two opponent is I'm positive they're not defending champs or anything
May 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
round one down #leafsnation !
I refuse to check who our round two opponent is I'm positive they're not defending champs or anything
I refuse to check who our round two opponent is I'm positive they're not defending champs or anything
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There weren't enough jobs for people before. There aren't enough jobs for people now. We are just going to lose dozens of dozens of people who thoughtfully cover, critique, and investigate the video game industry forever. It is a profound loss that will not be recovered.
May 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
There weren't enough jobs for people before. There aren't enough jobs for people now. We are just going to lose dozens of dozens of people who thoughtfully cover, critique, and investigate the video game industry forever. It is a profound loss that will not be recovered.
Blanchet repeatedly appearing in debates where he very explicitly doesn’t want the job. Our French diva is just there for the drama and I love it
April 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Blanchet repeatedly appearing in debates where he very explicitly doesn’t want the job. Our French diva is just there for the drama and I love it
it's cool that the only thing that makes living in BC worth it is the nature and it's become practically inaccessible unless you prebooked your campsite in 2014
April 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
it's cool that the only thing that makes living in BC worth it is the nature and it's become practically inaccessible unless you prebooked your campsite in 2014
jesus christ did the bc government look at the carnage on our streets and think "bc drivers are too good they need fewer qualifications" globalnews.ca/news/1113622...
Changes to B.C.’s Graduated Licensing Program would remove 2nd road test | Globalnews.ca
In an announcement on Wednesday, the B.C. government says it has introduced legislation to create a simpler and more accessible process for new drivers.
globalnews.ca
April 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
jesus christ did the bc government look at the carnage on our streets and think "bc drivers are too good they need fewer qualifications" globalnews.ca/news/1113622...
spotify's down so I'm forced to listen to my own thoughts and oh no
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
spotify's down so I'm forced to listen to my own thoughts and oh no
Happy for Lucy, happy for Sean, and happy for this ☺️
April 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Happy for Lucy, happy for Sean, and happy for this ☺️
3-0 to 6-6 is a ride
March 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
3-0 to 6-6 is a ride
wow $110! now imagine how much you could save if the BC gov funded alternatives so you didn't have to buy and maintain a car in the first place. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
ICBC is sending out more rebates to eligible British Columbians | CBC News
This is the fifth-such ICBC rebate since February 2021. The rebates total $410 million, the insurer said.
www.cbc.ca
March 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
wow $110! now imagine how much you could save if the BC gov funded alternatives so you didn't have to buy and maintain a car in the first place. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Bc ferries 2015: here’s the worst veggie burger you’ve ever seen
(Over 10 years a cornucopia of vegan alternatives enter the market and become mainstream options for restaurants of all sizes)
Bc ferries 2025: here’s the worst veggie burger you’ve ever seen
(Over 10 years a cornucopia of vegan alternatives enter the market and become mainstream options for restaurants of all sizes)
Bc ferries 2025: here’s the worst veggie burger you’ve ever seen
March 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bc ferries 2015: here’s the worst veggie burger you’ve ever seen
(Over 10 years a cornucopia of vegan alternatives enter the market and become mainstream options for restaurants of all sizes)
Bc ferries 2025: here’s the worst veggie burger you’ve ever seen
(Over 10 years a cornucopia of vegan alternatives enter the market and become mainstream options for restaurants of all sizes)
Bc ferries 2025: here’s the worst veggie burger you’ve ever seen
no one likes the spring time change that's why I propose we do it on friday afternoons to kill the last hour of a workday
March 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
no one likes the spring time change that's why I propose we do it on friday afternoons to kill the last hour of a workday