Paolo
@internetpaolo.bsky.social
if you thought my tweets suck wait till you see the shit i put on here
Rogers billionaires begging customers for an extra 30% for sportsnet only to cut out during the world series. Great work everyone!
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Rogers billionaires begging customers for an extra 30% for sportsnet only to cut out during the world series. Great work everyone!
HEARTBREAKING: Without dedicated parking, all these people couldn’t attend Italian Day on commercial drive or patronize a single local business! Local entrepreneurs punished by our woke city council, I bet they hate this! SAD!!
June 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
HEARTBREAKING: Without dedicated parking, all these people couldn’t attend Italian Day on commercial drive or patronize a single local business! Local entrepreneurs punished by our woke city council, I bet they hate this! SAD!!
vancouver cyclist tip!
press this button to do ✨absolutely nothing ✨and sit there for another two minutes dreaming of a city that prioritizes people outside of cars 🥰
press this button to do ✨absolutely nothing ✨and sit there for another two minutes dreaming of a city that prioritizes people outside of cars 🥰
May 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
vancouver cyclist tip!
press this button to do ✨absolutely nothing ✨and sit there for another two minutes dreaming of a city that prioritizes people outside of cars 🥰
press this button to do ✨absolutely nothing ✨and sit there for another two minutes dreaming of a city that prioritizes people outside of cars 🥰
oh cool my mayor just admitted the millions we spent on new cops "means nothing" because he failed to collaborate with other levels of government first.
Just think what that money could have done instead for vancouver libraries, kits beach pool, bike lanes, or even the 100 nurses he promised
Just think what that money could have done instead for vancouver libraries, kits beach pool, bike lanes, or even the 100 nurses he promised
May 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
oh cool my mayor just admitted the millions we spent on new cops "means nothing" because he failed to collaborate with other levels of government first.
Just think what that money could have done instead for vancouver libraries, kits beach pool, bike lanes, or even the 100 nurses he promised
Just think what that money could have done instead for vancouver libraries, kits beach pool, bike lanes, or even the 100 nurses he promised
Happy for Lucy, happy for Sean, and happy for this ☺️
April 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Happy for Lucy, happy for Sean, and happy for this ☺️
Bonnie crombie: “and they said the liberal party was dead!”
The liberal party:
The liberal party:
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Bonnie crombie: “and they said the liberal party was dead!”
The liberal party:
The liberal party:
canadians reading tweets about american super bowl commercials
February 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
canadians reading tweets about american super bowl commercials
remember vancouver's world class seawall?
this is it now. feel old yet?
this is it now. feel old yet?
February 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
remember vancouver's world class seawall?
this is it now. feel old yet?
this is it now. feel old yet?
trying to imagine the riots if city hall closed one of the most popular roads for cars with no plan to replace it for at least a decade
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
trying to imagine the riots if city hall closed one of the most popular roads for cars with no plan to replace it for at least a decade
when you're so close to understanding conservatism is nothing but a hollow ideology to grift suckers with crypto schemes
January 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
when you're so close to understanding conservatism is nothing but a hollow ideology to grift suckers with crypto schemes
let’s - and I cannot stress this enough - go
January 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
let’s - and I cannot stress this enough - go
whoops already broke my New Year’s resolution to stop arguing with drivers who do this. Maybe next year!
January 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
whoops already broke my New Year’s resolution to stop arguing with drivers who do this. Maybe next year!
weird to host an exhaustive sporting event here in june but we gotta trust the (extremely transparent, completely uncorrupted) process!
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
weird to host an exhaustive sporting event here in june but we gotta trust the (extremely transparent, completely uncorrupted) process!
nobody asked but heres my top 10 games of 2024:
10. Indiana Jones
9. Prince of Persia
8. Abiotic Factor
7. Diablo IV expansion
6. Minishoot Adventures
5. COD BO 6
4. Thank Goodness You're Here!
3. Helldivers 2
2. Balatro
1. Astro Bot
10. Indiana Jones
9. Prince of Persia
8. Abiotic Factor
7. Diablo IV expansion
6. Minishoot Adventures
5. COD BO 6
4. Thank Goodness You're Here!
3. Helldivers 2
2. Balatro
1. Astro Bot
December 10, 2024 at 9:01 PM
nobody asked but heres my top 10 games of 2024:
10. Indiana Jones
9. Prince of Persia
8. Abiotic Factor
7. Diablo IV expansion
6. Minishoot Adventures
5. COD BO 6
4. Thank Goodness You're Here!
3. Helldivers 2
2. Balatro
1. Astro Bot
10. Indiana Jones
9. Prince of Persia
8. Abiotic Factor
7. Diablo IV expansion
6. Minishoot Adventures
5. COD BO 6
4. Thank Goodness You're Here!
3. Helldivers 2
2. Balatro
1. Astro Bot
Update: this didn’t matter lol
December 9, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Update: this didn’t matter lol
another completely unnecessary death on our roads because our feckless mayor and council refuse to honour their purported commitments to vision zero
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 PM
another completely unnecessary death on our roads because our feckless mayor and council refuse to honour their purported commitments to vision zero
In case there was any doubt I am a thirty something white guy:
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
In case there was any doubt I am a thirty something white guy:
now imagine what we could do if we redirected even just a fraction of our car rebates to e-bikes!
tagging @visionzeroyvr.bsky.social for making the cute graph and tagging premier @davidebybc.bsky.social for no reason at all!
tagging @visionzeroyvr.bsky.social for making the cute graph and tagging premier @davidebybc.bsky.social for no reason at all!
December 4, 2024 at 4:20 PM
now imagine what we could do if we redirected even just a fraction of our car rebates to e-bikes!
tagging @visionzeroyvr.bsky.social for making the cute graph and tagging premier @davidebybc.bsky.social for no reason at all!
tagging @visionzeroyvr.bsky.social for making the cute graph and tagging premier @davidebybc.bsky.social for no reason at all!
imagine if our mayor had a fraction of the enthusiasm for fixing our housing crisis as he does promoting concerts for aging rock bands
December 3, 2024 at 8:42 PM
imagine if our mayor had a fraction of the enthusiasm for fixing our housing crisis as he does promoting concerts for aging rock bands
Another missed opportunity to celebrate Vancouver instead of reinforcing our reputation as a no fun city. The only thing worse than a mayor who's obsessed with "swagger" over actual policy is that he can't even deliver on that. Two years in and we still can't host a party. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
November 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Another missed opportunity to celebrate Vancouver instead of reinforcing our reputation as a no fun city. The only thing worse than a mayor who's obsessed with "swagger" over actual policy is that he can't even deliver on that. Two years in and we still can't host a party. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Our leaders fight us for every square inch of bike lane but everywhere you look you can find millions in taxpayer dollars wasted on car travel, the most expensive, inefficient and dangerous form of travel in cities.
November 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Our leaders fight us for every square inch of bike lane but everywhere you look you can find millions in taxpayer dollars wasted on car travel, the most expensive, inefficient and dangerous form of travel in cities.
Bruce is my eras tour
November 23, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Bruce is my eras tour
yeah why doesnt the lamestream media ask the premiere about this insane hypothetical thing I just made up
November 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
yeah why doesnt the lamestream media ask the premiere about this insane hypothetical thing I just made up
