It’s difficult to take the Portuguese seriously when it comes to darts
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s difficult to take the Portuguese seriously when it comes to darts
Higg’s boson? More like Higg’s bozo. Whatever. Fuck em
July 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Higg’s boson? More like Higg’s bozo. Whatever. Fuck em
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god is punishing this evil nation with an okc title
June 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
god is punishing this evil nation with an okc title
Mortadella is a beautiful name for an Jewish-Italian Princess
June 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Mortadella is a beautiful name for an Jewish-Italian Princess
He’s a 10 but he smokes in the living room
May 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He’s a 10 but he smokes in the living room
Playing the new Indiana jones games just serves as a reminder of how good the Uncharted games were.
May 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Playing the new Indiana jones games just serves as a reminder of how good the Uncharted games were.
This ten minutes of silence is why they pay Jim Nance the big bucks
April 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This ten minutes of silence is why they pay Jim Nance the big bucks
I’d read an essay on how every genre is a pose or metalhead identity intersects and differs from punk identity.
April 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’d read an essay on how every genre is a pose or metalhead identity intersects and differs from punk identity.
In Seattle:
You think you’re the 12th man? [screntches head for about 5 second] This Butbyou’ll be carried by the six men! When you’re in coffin
Got there, in the end
You think you’re the 12th man? [screntches head for about 5 second] This Butbyou’ll be carried by the six men! When you’re in coffin
Got there, in the end
April 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In Seattle:
You think you’re the 12th man? [screntches head for about 5 second] This Butbyou’ll be carried by the six men! When you’re in coffin
Got there, in the end
You think you’re the 12th man? [screntches head for about 5 second] This Butbyou’ll be carried by the six men! When you’re in coffin
Got there, in the end
Friendly reminder: r/sentientorbs is only for those in communication with orbs. If you aren’t on a first name basis with an orb please use one of the many other orb subreddits e.g. r/orbhookup, r/orbpilled, r/redditor4orb etc…
March 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Friendly reminder: r/sentientorbs is only for those in communication with orbs. If you aren’t on a first name basis with an orb please use one of the many other orb subreddits e.g. r/orbhookup, r/orbpilled, r/redditor4orb etc…
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SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
March 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
Babou making sure the coast is clear before going chomp mode on my slipper
February 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Babou making sure the coast is clear before going chomp mode on my slipper
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no offense to the guys who eat shit and drink piss for sexual gratification but its funny to think about them having food sensitivities or preferences. ahh i love to eat poop but i hate pimiento cheese. no pepsi is not ok. do you have a wine glass of hot pee for me instead? crazy but hey thats life
February 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
no offense to the guys who eat shit and drink piss for sexual gratification but its funny to think about them having food sensitivities or preferences. ahh i love to eat poop but i hate pimiento cheese. no pepsi is not ok. do you have a wine glass of hot pee for me instead? crazy but hey thats life
I’m sorry Mr Pickett but we simply cannot fit this ring to your newborn baby which is clearly what you meant when you submitted these finger size measurements.
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m sorry Mr Pickett but we simply cannot fit this ring to your newborn baby which is clearly what you meant when you submitted these finger size measurements.
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Trapped in the casino for up to 5 days straight, I must gamble to stay alive. Time is money, after all.
Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
January 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Trapped in the casino for up to 5 days straight, I must gamble to stay alive. Time is money, after all.
Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
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english peasant turned longbow-man at agincourt, walking over 6,000 dead french aristocrats: yeah this is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened
January 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
english peasant turned longbow-man at agincourt, walking over 6,000 dead french aristocrats: yeah this is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened
At work: so you guys were just playing fooling me when you acted like I was crazy for saying Europeans were, for the most part, uncircumcised, right?
January 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At work: so you guys were just playing fooling me when you acted like I was crazy for saying Europeans were, for the most part, uncircumcised, right?
The investigation into bullying in Lost Judgment has the protagonists pulling off an absolutely insane ruse. It might be the unbelievable thing this franchise has ever done which is saying a lot for a franchise that once featured two unrelated infants abandoned in side-by-side coin lockers.
December 24, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The investigation into bullying in Lost Judgment has the protagonists pulling off an absolutely insane ruse. It might be the unbelievable thing this franchise has ever done which is saying a lot for a franchise that once featured two unrelated infants abandoned in side-by-side coin lockers.
My son got a callback for a bedwetting commercial. He’s gonna be the kid dancing with bubbles or something. Idk. I hate his fucking guts but at least he’s raking in the cash
December 12, 2024 at 4:36 AM
My son got a callback for a bedwetting commercial. He’s gonna be the kid dancing with bubbles or something. Idk. I hate his fucking guts but at least he’s raking in the cash
Being a Funko Pop influencer does NOT give you permission to send me Simpsons porn. I’m here to give my followers the most up-to-date news on Funko Pops and provide a safe space for all Funkheads. Thank you
December 3, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Being a Funko Pop influencer does NOT give you permission to send me Simpsons porn. I’m here to give my followers the most up-to-date news on Funko Pops and provide a safe space for all Funkheads. Thank you
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Does it make sense when I say Trump's abdomen looks like it has eight nipples on it. Like a mother dog or pig would have
October 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Does it make sense when I say Trump's abdomen looks like it has eight nipples on it. Like a mother dog or pig would have
Jesus
It’s always sad saying goodbye to ⚾️ season. I complain a lot about my team and there have been more downs than ups lately, but I feel blessed to be able to enjoy so many games in person. In my personal heaven baseball season never ends. In reality there’s always next spring ✌️
September 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Jesus