Teddy Swolesevelt
@instant-oatmeal.bsky.social
Beef+Cake = the eternal struggle of SoftBro💪🦄 vs HardBro💪🦍
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First time lifting in a singlet felt good! Best snatch day I've had in a while! 💪
Beef and cake
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Beef and cake
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Lost in my brain. Need hugs and pizza
May 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Lost in my brain. Need hugs and pizza
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First time lifting in a singlet felt good! Best snatch day I've had in a while! 💪
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
First time lifting in a singlet felt good! Best snatch day I've had in a while! 💪
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What do you mean growing absolutely massive pecs takes TIME (and a small loan to fuel that growth)!?
(A study from that one episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog)
(A study from that one episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog)
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What do you mean growing absolutely massive pecs takes TIME (and a small loan to fuel that growth)!?
(A study from that one episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog)
(A study from that one episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog)
Athlethicc // the duality of beef
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Athlethicc // the duality of beef
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One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
September 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
September 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
We have to practice this pose together in person, I have some pointers 😉
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We have to practice this pose together in person, I have some pointers 😉
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Within you there are two wolves:
1.) Wow it is embarrassing to be so delighted with pictures of myself.
2.) hehe arm big
1.) Wow it is embarrassing to be so delighted with pictures of myself.
2.) hehe arm big
September 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Within you there are two wolves:
1.) Wow it is embarrassing to be so delighted with pictures of myself.
2.) hehe arm big
1.) Wow it is embarrassing to be so delighted with pictures of myself.
2.) hehe arm big
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Tummy Tuesday & Biceptember in one pic 😋
OC Josh is such a big boy ❤️💦
OC Josh is such a big boy ❤️💦
September 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Tummy Tuesday & Biceptember in one pic 😋
OC Josh is such a big boy ❤️💦
OC Josh is such a big boy ❤️💦
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It's nice being at a place where I really like what I see in the mirror.
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It's nice being at a place where I really like what I see in the mirror.
It's nice being at a place where I really like what I see in the mirror.
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It's nice being at a place where I really like what I see in the mirror.
Trying to turn beefcakeness into a profession
August 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Trying to turn beefcakeness into a profession
It's been a beefy summer
August 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It's been a beefy summer
Three years of celebrating Pride at the gay beach adds up to me being the Powerpuff Girls?
July 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Three years of celebrating Pride at the gay beach adds up to me being the Powerpuff Girls?
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
"Red meat, including beef, is a complete protein source."
June 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Red meat, including beef, is a complete protein source."
💪+(insert mustache emoji)
May 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
💪+(insert mustache emoji)
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If I can't plant my face in a big fat belly after working all day then what's even the point?
May 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If I can't plant my face in a big fat belly after working all day then what's even the point?
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Thick thighs save lives
May 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Thick thighs save lives
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Did a lot of squats this week
May 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Did a lot of squats this week
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