Teddy Swolesevelt
@instant-oatmeal.bsky.social
Beef+Cake = the eternal struggle of SoftBro💪🦄 vs HardBro💪🦍
Beef and cake
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Beef and cake
First time lifting in a singlet felt good! Best snatch day I've had in a while! 💪
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
First time lifting in a singlet felt good! Best snatch day I've had in a while! 💪
Athlethicc // the duality of beef
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Athlethicc // the duality of beef
One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
September 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
We have to practice this pose together in person, I have some pointers 😉
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We have to practice this pose together in person, I have some pointers 😉
It's nice being at a place where I really like what I see in the mirror.
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It's nice being at a place where I really like what I see in the mirror.
Trying to turn beefcakeness into a profession
August 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Trying to turn beefcakeness into a profession
It's been a beefy summer
August 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It's been a beefy summer
Three years of celebrating Pride at the gay beach adds up to me being the Powerpuff Girls?
July 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Three years of celebrating Pride at the gay beach adds up to me being the Powerpuff Girls?
"Red meat, including beef, is a complete protein source."
June 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Red meat, including beef, is a complete protein source."
💪+(insert mustache emoji)
May 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
💪+(insert mustache emoji)
Did a lot of squats this week
May 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Did a lot of squats this week
Jeeves, are tears and sweat chemically the same thing?
April 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Jeeves, are tears and sweat chemically the same thing?
It's ok, the Lady Gaga Coachella Bad Romance monster fingers can't hurt you
April 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's ok, the Lady Gaga Coachella Bad Romance monster fingers can't hurt you
I don't think I'm emotionally feeling the spin bike, but my legs might be
April 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don't think I'm emotionally feeling the spin bike, but my legs might be
Maybe a jock under leggings should be my default
April 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Maybe a jock under leggings should be my default
Still trying to figure out if I like thongs 🤔
March 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Still trying to figure out if I like thongs 🤔
I got a haircut.
March 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I got a haircut.
Trainer called me a "quad dom daddy" today he's right but...
March 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Trainer called me a "quad dom daddy" today he's right but...
Still trying to figure out the vibe of this place
March 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Still trying to figure out the vibe of this place
A mustache with arms
March 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A mustache with arms