Grumper
@inshadows.bsky.social
I like jokes, the feet of lizards and flies, smart stuff, kindness, bumblebees, a cold lager, and naps. Man, I do like naps!
Oh, I got my looks sorted gal.
If you don't like "fat, bald, tired old dad", you just get outta line and let the others come forward.
If you don't like "fat, bald, tired old dad", you just get outta line and let the others come forward.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh, I got my looks sorted gal.
If you don't like "fat, bald, tired old dad", you just get outta line and let the others come forward.
If you don't like "fat, bald, tired old dad", you just get outta line and let the others come forward.
I'm actually old enough to remember when the united states was a democracy.
...hmmm was or were?
Ah, I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
...hmmm was or were?
Ah, I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm actually old enough to remember when the united states was a democracy.
...hmmm was or were?
Ah, I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
...hmmm was or were?
Ah, I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
Would you want to not be bipolar?
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Would you want to not be bipolar?
I'm watching this rerun of a soccer game, the title was like "Classic game, 4-3 team X v/s team Y" so it's like... wow, way to keep it interesting. 👍
Only, even if the game is from 2009, I'm still kinda hoping the Y team might win.
Please Sir can I have some serotonin? Or kill me now.
Only, even if the game is from 2009, I'm still kinda hoping the Y team might win.
Please Sir can I have some serotonin? Or kill me now.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm watching this rerun of a soccer game, the title was like "Classic game, 4-3 team X v/s team Y" so it's like... wow, way to keep it interesting. 👍
Only, even if the game is from 2009, I'm still kinda hoping the Y team might win.
Please Sir can I have some serotonin? Or kill me now.
Only, even if the game is from 2009, I'm still kinda hoping the Y team might win.
Please Sir can I have some serotonin? Or kill me now.
I just discovered something that will kill me:
You can actually use sourcream & onion potato crisps (chips in the US) to scoop up potato salad.
That's like, potato and fat plus potato and fat. Brilliant.
You can actually use sourcream & onion potato crisps (chips in the US) to scoop up potato salad.
That's like, potato and fat plus potato and fat. Brilliant.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I just discovered something that will kill me:
You can actually use sourcream & onion potato crisps (chips in the US) to scoop up potato salad.
That's like, potato and fat plus potato and fat. Brilliant.
You can actually use sourcream & onion potato crisps (chips in the US) to scoop up potato salad.
That's like, potato and fat plus potato and fat. Brilliant.
-Republicans suck.
(Undisputed historical fact)
-Democrats cave and let republicans decide everything.
(Uhm, idk, "naive-chic", or maybe, noyce pensions for caving dems?)
Anyway, sorry you're fucked.
Yeah, that's the gist of it; I'm sorry that the US of A seems completely fucked.
(Undisputed historical fact)
-Democrats cave and let republicans decide everything.
(Uhm, idk, "naive-chic", or maybe, noyce pensions for caving dems?)
Anyway, sorry you're fucked.
Yeah, that's the gist of it; I'm sorry that the US of A seems completely fucked.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
-Republicans suck.
(Undisputed historical fact)
-Democrats cave and let republicans decide everything.
(Uhm, idk, "naive-chic", or maybe, noyce pensions for caving dems?)
Anyway, sorry you're fucked.
Yeah, that's the gist of it; I'm sorry that the US of A seems completely fucked.
(Undisputed historical fact)
-Democrats cave and let republicans decide everything.
(Uhm, idk, "naive-chic", or maybe, noyce pensions for caving dems?)
Anyway, sorry you're fucked.
Yeah, that's the gist of it; I'm sorry that the US of A seems completely fucked.
Congrats America!
For the next election, you get to choose from "fascist as fuk" and "not really that fascist but we'll cave anyways."
I.... yeah. Good luck everybody.
For the next election, you get to choose from "fascist as fuk" and "not really that fascist but we'll cave anyways."
I.... yeah. Good luck everybody.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Congrats America!
For the next election, you get to choose from "fascist as fuk" and "not really that fascist but we'll cave anyways."
I.... yeah. Good luck everybody.
For the next election, you get to choose from "fascist as fuk" and "not really that fascist but we'll cave anyways."
I.... yeah. Good luck everybody.
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INVIGORATED by the appearance, in Brooklyn, on my phone, of someone's wifi being called "Routers of Rohan"
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
INVIGORATED by the appearance, in Brooklyn, on my phone, of someone's wifi being called "Routers of Rohan"
Survival tip:
If you are ever attacked by a soccer player; just touch their face. Even the lightest contact will have them rolling on the ground in agony for minutes, allowing you to escape.
If you are ever attacked by a soccer player; just touch their face. Even the lightest contact will have them rolling on the ground in agony for minutes, allowing you to escape.
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Survival tip:
If you are ever attacked by a soccer player; just touch their face. Even the lightest contact will have them rolling on the ground in agony for minutes, allowing you to escape.
If you are ever attacked by a soccer player; just touch their face. Even the lightest contact will have them rolling on the ground in agony for minutes, allowing you to escape.
Is there a list of companies who have officially NOT contributed to Diaper Dons ballroom?
Asking for a multinational employer.
Asking for a multinational employer.
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Is there a list of companies who have officially NOT contributed to Diaper Dons ballroom?
Asking for a multinational employer.
Asking for a multinational employer.
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hello, is there anybody out there
Just nod if you can hear me
Just nod if you can hear me
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hello, is there anybody out there
Just nod if you can hear me
Just nod if you can hear me
I have actually the best posts probably ever, there has been no other post as best as mine postS are bestestest than EVERY OTHER GOD DAMN POST EVER so if you don't like my posts then maybe you should be deported
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I have actually the best posts probably ever, there has been no other post as best as mine postS are bestestest than EVERY OTHER GOD DAMN POST EVER so if you don't like my posts then maybe you should be deported
Right. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
October 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Right. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Hmm "trumpery"?
Makes a lot of sense
Makes a lot of sense
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Hmm "trumpery"?
Makes a lot of sense
Makes a lot of sense
I don't know if that's fair. I mean, do the jellyfish deserve it?
How about this instead?
How about this instead?
October 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't know if that's fair. I mean, do the jellyfish deserve it?
How about this instead?
How about this instead?
I don't know... if humanity fails, like, we all kill each other and whatnot, I could be ok with going away in that boom.
As long as the animals are ok.
As long as the animals are ok.
October 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don't know... if humanity fails, like, we all kill each other and whatnot, I could be ok with going away in that boom.
As long as the animals are ok.
As long as the animals are ok.
Screw you young people!
Yeah, sure, you're beautiful and won't die in a heartbeat - but we killed the planet for you! Ha!
Yeah, sure, you're beautiful and won't die in a heartbeat - but we killed the planet for you! Ha!
September 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Screw you young people!
Yeah, sure, you're beautiful and won't die in a heartbeat - but we killed the planet for you! Ha!
Yeah, sure, you're beautiful and won't die in a heartbeat - but we killed the planet for you! Ha!
Apparently, I've been to Greenland.
September 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Apparently, I've been to Greenland.
I got myself a new camera.
It's really sweet, only, most things look pretty bleek anyway.
It's really sweet, only, most things look pretty bleek anyway.
September 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I got myself a new camera.
It's really sweet, only, most things look pretty bleek anyway.
It's really sweet, only, most things look pretty bleek anyway.
But Mr. Apple, I looove you...
August 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
But Mr. Apple, I looove you...
It's really nice that the Vietnamese farmers who are relocated to enable Trumps golf course project actually receive a tiny amount of cash to compensate them for being driven away from land they owned for generations.
Golf clap.
Golf clap.
August 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's really nice that the Vietnamese farmers who are relocated to enable Trumps golf course project actually receive a tiny amount of cash to compensate them for being driven away from land they owned for generations.
Golf clap.
Golf clap.
