Grumpelstein
@inshadows.bsky.social
Lost in uncharted territory.
All Europeans are exactly the same, and it is constructive to sweepingly discuss them as identical instead of getting lost in details like they live in 40+ very different countries.
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 AM
All Europeans are exactly the same, and it is constructive to sweepingly discuss them as identical instead of getting lost in details like they live in 40+ very different countries.
I wonder how I'd plan my day if murdering someone meant getting an indefinite vacation 🤔
January 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I wonder how I'd plan my day if murdering someone meant getting an indefinite vacation 🤔
At least he's hooman?..
i might have gotten that wrong too.
i might have gotten that wrong too.
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
At least he's hooman?..
i might have gotten that wrong too.
i might have gotten that wrong too.
Bluesky asks What's up...
Idk... Electricity prices?
Idk... Electricity prices?
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Bluesky asks What's up...
Idk... Electricity prices?
Idk... Electricity prices?
BREAKING!
I want to post things that start with "BREAKING!" too.
Should there also be emojis?
I want to post things that start with "BREAKING!" too.
Should there also be emojis?
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
BREAKING!
I want to post things that start with "BREAKING!" too.
Should there also be emojis?
I want to post things that start with "BREAKING!" too.
Should there also be emojis?
It is a bit much here, nowadays.
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It is a bit much here, nowadays.
Thinking...
The first dude who built a pyramid, people would have been like "wow this so cool!".
Forward a few hundred years, and that pyramid is an embarrassing failure; poorly built, ugly, small...
History is unforgiving in that sense.
The first dude who built a pyramid, people would have been like "wow this so cool!".
Forward a few hundred years, and that pyramid is an embarrassing failure; poorly built, ugly, small...
History is unforgiving in that sense.
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Thinking...
The first dude who built a pyramid, people would have been like "wow this so cool!".
Forward a few hundred years, and that pyramid is an embarrassing failure; poorly built, ugly, small...
History is unforgiving in that sense.
The first dude who built a pyramid, people would have been like "wow this so cool!".
Forward a few hundred years, and that pyramid is an embarrassing failure; poorly built, ugly, small...
History is unforgiving in that sense.
Stupid fake round earth acting all round despite being flat.
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Stupid fake round earth acting all round despite being flat.
It's my birthday.
I am now the same age as triceratops.
I am now the same age as triceratops.
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It's my birthday.
I am now the same age as triceratops.
I am now the same age as triceratops.
I didn't get an Oscar so i will take the island of Alaska and the city of Florida as compensation.
If you have any problems with that, I obviously said ice cube.
If you have any problems with that, I obviously said ice cube.
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I didn't get an Oscar so i will take the island of Alaska and the city of Florida as compensation.
If you have any problems with that, I obviously said ice cube.
If you have any problems with that, I obviously said ice cube.
Stop the world!
I wanna kick someone off.
I wanna kick someone off.
January 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Stop the world!
I wanna kick someone off.
I wanna kick someone off.
I saw a woman today who held something* in her hand looking vaguely like car keys, meaning she could possibly go to a car somewhere and maybe even drive in a direction or something.
I obviously felt threatened so I shot her in the face.
PS *It was a tulip.
I obviously felt threatened so I shot her in the face.
PS *It was a tulip.
January 20, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I saw a woman today who held something* in her hand looking vaguely like car keys, meaning she could possibly go to a car somewhere and maybe even drive in a direction or something.
I obviously felt threatened so I shot her in the face.
PS *It was a tulip.
I obviously felt threatened so I shot her in the face.
PS *It was a tulip.
My youngest kid's preschool teacher came up to me as I was picking the kid up, and she said ...well it doesn't really matter what she said does it? I obviously felt threatened, so I shot her in the face.
Fucking bitch.
Fucking bitch.
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
My youngest kid's preschool teacher came up to me as I was picking the kid up, and she said ...well it doesn't really matter what she said does it? I obviously felt threatened, so I shot her in the face.
Fucking bitch.
Fucking bitch.
I was walking down town the other day, when a car came driving on the other side of the road.
I felt threatened so I shot the driver in the face. I think maybe some people in the backseat might have gotten some hot lead too, I was too busy to stay around and check. Who cares anyway.
I felt threatened so I shot the driver in the face. I think maybe some people in the backseat might have gotten some hot lead too, I was too busy to stay around and check. Who cares anyway.
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I was walking down town the other day, when a car came driving on the other side of the road.
I felt threatened so I shot the driver in the face. I think maybe some people in the backseat might have gotten some hot lead too, I was too busy to stay around and check. Who cares anyway.
I felt threatened so I shot the driver in the face. I think maybe some people in the backseat might have gotten some hot lead too, I was too busy to stay around and check. Who cares anyway.
As I was just about to get on the bus, this woman came running like "Hey, is this your phone? Excuse me, hey! I think you dropped your phone!"
I felt threatened, of course, so I shot her in the face.
Turns out she had MY phone on her! Fucking bitch.
I felt threatened, of course, so I shot her in the face.
Turns out she had MY phone on her! Fucking bitch.
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
As I was just about to get on the bus, this woman came running like "Hey, is this your phone? Excuse me, hey! I think you dropped your phone!"
I felt threatened, of course, so I shot her in the face.
Turns out she had MY phone on her! Fucking bitch.
I felt threatened, of course, so I shot her in the face.
Turns out she had MY phone on her! Fucking bitch.
Since your country did not proclaim me sole winner of the NFL, I do not feel obliged to abide any laws in the entire world, nor to behave with human decency.
January 19, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Since your country did not proclaim me sole winner of the NFL, I do not feel obliged to abide any laws in the entire world, nor to behave with human decency.
January 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
If you are young-ish in the US today, and trying to decide on a career, here's my advice:
Lawyer!
Either your society goes under, and then you're screwed regardless, or it survives and then there's going to be SO MANY lawsuits to handle that you will be set up like a rat in a cheese factory.
Lawyer!
Either your society goes under, and then you're screwed regardless, or it survives and then there's going to be SO MANY lawsuits to handle that you will be set up like a rat in a cheese factory.
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
If you are young-ish in the US today, and trying to decide on a career, here's my advice:
Lawyer!
Either your society goes under, and then you're screwed regardless, or it survives and then there's going to be SO MANY lawsuits to handle that you will be set up like a rat in a cheese factory.
Lawyer!
Either your society goes under, and then you're screwed regardless, or it survives and then there's going to be SO MANY lawsuits to handle that you will be set up like a rat in a cheese factory.
The other game was more equaller
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The other game was more equaller
Look mommy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Look mommy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky
From Sweden, regarding trump's latest threats, my official statement:
"Haa...what? Lol, are... haha are you completely fucking nuts? You've lost it dude. Are you on ketamin as well now? Or is it a stroke? Gee just release those epstein files, you've wagged the dog to death."
"Haa...what? Lol, are... haha are you completely fucking nuts? You've lost it dude. Are you on ketamin as well now? Or is it a stroke? Gee just release those epstein files, you've wagged the dog to death."
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
From Sweden, regarding trump's latest threats, my official statement:
"Haa...what? Lol, are... haha are you completely fucking nuts? You've lost it dude. Are you on ketamin as well now? Or is it a stroke? Gee just release those epstein files, you've wagged the dog to death."
"Haa...what? Lol, are... haha are you completely fucking nuts? You've lost it dude. Are you on ketamin as well now? Or is it a stroke? Gee just release those epstein files, you've wagged the dog to death."
Fascinating how Europe are now sending military to Greenland because Epstein files.
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Fascinating how Europe are now sending military to Greenland because Epstein files.