I hope I don’t get killed by fascists, but if I do it’ll be with flesh in my teeth

"No intelligent life found here, Captain"

Pity you aren't near enough for me to feed you anyway, people have been kind enough to tell me they like my cooking

A service sub for every household!

Bluesky users wanted to make it clear that sex workers were welcome - and many tried to create accounts here only to discover that welcome didn't mean people would purchase or subscribe. BS is known as a place creators are - and buyers AREN'T.

I still have positive memories of the guy who did it for my ex in a thong and a collar and he never even touched me

I could even let you help me cum if you do a good job

Though one of my exes did have a puppy who enjoyed serving him in that way, maybe I should find a sub of a similar mindset

I mean, have one who wants to but also has the disabilities dontchaknow so...

Also it's easier to maintain daily if someone does a deeper clean once a season

I also have obsessive compulsive suicidal ideation, but somehow Wellbutrin has almost entirely silenced that, for which I will be eternally grateful