Detective Elysium
@insanescientist.bsky.social
They used to call me the lithium fiend…
Permanent resident of Elysium
Permanent resident of Elysium
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IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA
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March 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sorry guys, no more pentagon!
March 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Sorry guys, no more pentagon!
Boyfriend sent me into a grounded state then set up some CRAZY okizeme, now I’m stuck in a grab loop :(
December 9, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Boyfriend sent me into a grounded state then set up some CRAZY okizeme, now I’m stuck in a grab loop :(
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NYPD CHIEF: give me some good news, you assholes!
DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all...
[Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]
DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all...
[Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]
December 8, 2024 at 2:50 PM
NYPD CHIEF: give me some good news, you assholes!
DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all...
[Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]
DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all...
[Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]
Magic world but there’s someone who essentially just uses classic real world magician tricks. They are treated as a joke by most of the world except for those incredibly intimate with the manner of magic (who view sleight of hand as the ultimate expression of knowledge and understanding of the world
November 25, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Magic world but there’s someone who essentially just uses classic real world magician tricks. They are treated as a joke by most of the world except for those incredibly intimate with the manner of magic (who view sleight of hand as the ultimate expression of knowledge and understanding of the world
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THIS JUST IN:
Charlie is a good dog.
Charlie is a good dog.
November 8, 2024 at 9:50 PM
THIS JUST IN:
Charlie is a good dog.
Charlie is a good dog.
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ditto engagement ring
November 8, 2024 at 1:17 PM
ditto engagement ring
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CULT OF THE LAMB ENJOYERS UNITE
#CultoftheLamb #TheLamb #cultofthelamb #cultofthelambfanart #fanart #art #artist
#CultoftheLamb #TheLamb #cultofthelamb #cultofthelambfanart #fanart #art #artist
November 7, 2024 at 6:57 PM
CULT OF THE LAMB ENJOYERS UNITE
#CultoftheLamb #TheLamb #cultofthelamb #cultofthelambfanart #fanart #art #artist
#CultoftheLamb #TheLamb #cultofthelamb #cultofthelambfanart #fanart #art #artist
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November 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I hate gacha games but I’ll commit a lot of sins for yaoi…
November 7, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I hate gacha games but I’ll commit a lot of sins for yaoi…
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feeling punchy on this 8am. just said "that's an interesting assumption, what led you to make it?" the guy exploded
November 7, 2024 at 2:33 PM
feeling punchy on this 8am. just said "that's an interesting assumption, what led you to make it?" the guy exploded
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LIKE FOR KNIGHT YAOI
REPOST FOR KNIGHT YURI
REPOST FOR KNIGHT YURI
November 7, 2024 at 5:30 PM
LIKE FOR KNIGHT YAOI
REPOST FOR KNIGHT YURI
REPOST FOR KNIGHT YURI
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I’m out here discoing my shit I got elysium and I’m manifesting a communist paradise on my shit
October 24, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I’m out here discoing my shit I got elysium and I’m manifesting a communist paradise on my shit
