InRegardstoAli
@inregardstoali.bsky.social
Back in my day, you used to be able to use a social media app without the fear of a billionaire Nazi taking it over.
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Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
January 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
My Thanksgiving was job to clean the apartment today, and I did. My boyfriend's job is to do all of the cooking tomorrow while I sleep in. 😀
(I will, however, be subtly supervising the mac&cheese prep.)
(I will, however, be subtly supervising the mac&cheese prep.)
November 28, 2024 at 4:21 AM
My Thanksgiving was job to clean the apartment today, and I did. My boyfriend's job is to do all of the cooking tomorrow while I sleep in. 😀
(I will, however, be subtly supervising the mac&cheese prep.)
(I will, however, be subtly supervising the mac&cheese prep.)
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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I use my library with the Libby App. It is the best. Audio, graphic novels, magazines, best sellers and classics. I get them all on my phone for free with my library card.
November 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I use my library with the Libby App. It is the best. Audio, graphic novels, magazines, best sellers and classics. I get them all on my phone for free with my library card.
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Drake: Just one, please
Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat?
Drake: *bursts into tears*
Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat?
Drake: *bursts into tears*
November 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Drake: Just one, please
Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat?
Drake: *bursts into tears*
Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat?
Drake: *bursts into tears*
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I listen to books all day at work, it's beautiful
I genuinely do not understand the vitriol regarding the statement "audiobooks count as reading." Your brain is still processing language, story, and themes. You’re just multitasking while crushing your TBR. Efficiency and literacy win.
November 25, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I listen to books all day at work, it's beautiful
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i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse
November 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse
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God forbid I just want to collect all the books that I possibly can, move into a mossy cottage in the darkest part of the woods, and make a lil home there amongst the animals and nature.
November 20, 2024 at 9:33 AM
God forbid I just want to collect all the books that I possibly can, move into a mossy cottage in the darkest part of the woods, and make a lil home there amongst the animals and nature.
Still trying to get the hang of using this app instead of Twitter. It had been my go-to of choice for so long.
November 21, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Still trying to get the hang of using this app instead of Twitter. It had been my go-to of choice for so long.
I took today off of work. I don't want my coworkers asking any questions when I go into the office tomorrow with a new hairstyle.
November 21, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I took today off of work. I don't want my coworkers asking any questions when I go into the office tomorrow with a new hairstyle.
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The first 2 episodes of ‘YELLOWJACKETS’ Season 3 release on February 14.
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
The first 2 episodes of ‘YELLOWJACKETS’ Season 3 release on February 14.
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 PM
bsky.app/profile/did:...
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️