InnsmouthBear
@innsmouthbear.bsky.social
Commissioner of the #SoloCrisisLeague #SoloChampionsLeague and #ArkhamInvestigatorsLeague
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
'Tis the Season
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLJ...
The Grinch Song Uncensored is BRUTAL (ft Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski)
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
'Tis the Season
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLJ...
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Les Edwards' 2016 Christmas card
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Les Edwards' 2016 Christmas card
People who use unattended coat racks in public spaces:
What's it like to feel that level of trust and freedom?
What's it like to feel that level of trust and freedom?
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
People who use unattended coat racks in public spaces:
What's it like to feel that level of trust and freedom?
What's it like to feel that level of trust and freedom?
I have a playlist of music for my son. Every week we listen to a new album to add to it. We're up to G so we're listening to the Gorillaz. I'm 100% certain my son thinks actual gorillas are wandering the jungles of Africa singing "Windmill, windmill, for the land. Turn forever, hand in hand..."
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I have a playlist of music for my son. Every week we listen to a new album to add to it. We're up to G so we're listening to the Gorillaz. I'm 100% certain my son thinks actual gorillas are wandering the jungles of Africa singing "Windmill, windmill, for the land. Turn forever, hand in hand..."
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They want us mad at the Grinch so we don't ask who would actually have the resources to steal Christmas
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They want us mad at the Grinch so we don't ask who would actually have the resources to steal Christmas
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Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
A toddler able to open doors is no different than your average haunting. The door shaking in its frame. The handle jiggle. Indecipherable moans. Apprehension of what awaits you. Just your average haunting.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A toddler able to open doors is no different than your average haunting. The door shaking in its frame. The handle jiggle. Indecipherable moans. Apprehension of what awaits you. Just your average haunting.
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This goes so incredibly hard.
Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This goes so incredibly hard.
Do you think anyone is going to make chicken nuggets shaped like us after we all die?
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Do you think anyone is going to make chicken nuggets shaped like us after we all die?
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The Spider-Foes Roster Pack is here! Packed with Movement Tools, Crisis Cards, and 10 of Spider-Man’s most infamous villains, this set has everything you need to bring villainy to life on the tabletop. Grab your set today and set those sinister traps! https://ow.ly/nmoG50XBYN2
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Spider-Foes Roster Pack is here! Packed with Movement Tools, Crisis Cards, and 10 of Spider-Man’s most infamous villains, this set has everything you need to bring villainy to life on the tabletop. Grab your set today and set those sinister traps! https://ow.ly/nmoG50XBYN2
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New heroes join the fray as Vision and She-Hulk pick sides. Synthezoid Smackdown is the latest Scenario Pack for Marvel Champions: The Card Game. This modular scenario contains eight new modular encounter sets.
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
New heroes join the fray as Vision and She-Hulk pick sides. Synthezoid Smackdown is the latest Scenario Pack for Marvel Champions: The Card Game. This modular scenario contains eight new modular encounter sets.
It's actually only bologna if it comes from the Bologna region of Italy. Otherwise, it's just a reconstituted horror show.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's actually only bologna if it comes from the Bologna region of Italy. Otherwise, it's just a reconstituted horror show.
"Everybody poops" is said by my son just like any other kid. Afterwards he lists those who poop. "Daddy poops" is always first. I'm fine acknowledging that everyone poops and I am part of everyone. But I don't see why I have to be Pooper-Prime.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Everybody poops" is said by my son just like any other kid. Afterwards he lists those who poop. "Daddy poops" is always first. I'm fine acknowledging that everyone poops and I am part of everyone. But I don't see why I have to be Pooper-Prime.
I will not be accepting complaints about snow this year. Shut up. It's magical, it comes every year, and we don't get nearly as much as we used to.
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I will not be accepting complaints about snow this year. Shut up. It's magical, it comes every year, and we don't get nearly as much as we used to.
Porcupines are coniferous. Hedgehogs are deciduous.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Porcupines are coniferous. Hedgehogs are deciduous.
*Driving past a restaurant I've never personally eaten at but maybe other people like? I don't know.*
"I don't know how that place stays in business."
"I don't know how that place stays in business."
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*Driving past a restaurant I've never personally eaten at but maybe other people like? I don't know.*
"I don't know how that place stays in business."
"I don't know how that place stays in business."
It's that magical time of year where my mom reminds me that "Relative X" would be 115 this year if they hadn't died, as if the the last 40 years would have been smooth sailing for them health wise if it wasn't for that heart attack.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's that magical time of year where my mom reminds me that "Relative X" would be 115 this year if they hadn't died, as if the the last 40 years would have been smooth sailing for them health wise if it wasn't for that heart attack.
Fun conversation starter for Thanksgiving 2025:
"You have to admit, it's at least 'Fac-ish'"
"You have to admit, it's at least 'Fac-ish'"
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Fun conversation starter for Thanksgiving 2025:
"You have to admit, it's at least 'Fac-ish'"
"You have to admit, it's at least 'Fac-ish'"
Reason to hate the Internet #632:
No matter what you're interested in, you can find a dedicated community for it, only to realize the most active members of said community simply want to complain about it all day, every day.
No matter what you're interested in, you can find a dedicated community for it, only to realize the most active members of said community simply want to complain about it all day, every day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Reason to hate the Internet #632:
No matter what you're interested in, you can find a dedicated community for it, only to realize the most active members of said community simply want to complain about it all day, every day.
No matter what you're interested in, you can find a dedicated community for it, only to realize the most active members of said community simply want to complain about it all day, every day.
Don't sell your soul, like a sucker. Lease it and double your ROI.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Don't sell your soul, like a sucker. Lease it and double your ROI.
Shrunk to conceal texture.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Shrunk to conceal texture.
The human mind wants your body to be dry. The human body actively resists this impulse at every opportunity.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The human mind wants your body to be dry. The human body actively resists this impulse at every opportunity.
*After my 3 hour presentation to my wife on the various physical, financial, and emotional dangers of climbing Everest, complete with photos of bodies littered along the slope*
"As you can see, while I don't see valleys or rivers as a substantial obstacle, there is in fact a mountain high enough."
"As you can see, while I don't see valleys or rivers as a substantial obstacle, there is in fact a mountain high enough."
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
*After my 3 hour presentation to my wife on the various physical, financial, and emotional dangers of climbing Everest, complete with photos of bodies littered along the slope*
"As you can see, while I don't see valleys or rivers as a substantial obstacle, there is in fact a mountain high enough."
"As you can see, while I don't see valleys or rivers as a substantial obstacle, there is in fact a mountain high enough."
Son: *Pointing at cabinet* They're hiding. They're hiding in there.
Me: Who?
Son: Bennie and the Jets.
Me: Who?
Son: Bennie and the Jets.
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Son: *Pointing at cabinet* They're hiding. They're hiding in there.
Me: Who?
Son: Bennie and the Jets.
Me: Who?
Son: Bennie and the Jets.