i saw a tweet that sarcastically said “are we great yet?” and that’s so fucking funny. i’m gonna ask that when i come across a trumper irl
February 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
i saw a tweet that sarcastically said “are we great yet?” and that’s so fucking funny. i’m gonna ask that when i come across a trumper irl
i was telling my wife about my childhood-how every year my church would meet up at a park and we’d light up paper lanterns on a stick and walk around in a single file line. i’ve been trying to google pictures for hours and can’t find anything close to what i’ve been describing and i feel INSANE
February 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
i was telling my wife about my childhood-how every year my church would meet up at a park and we’d light up paper lanterns on a stick and walk around in a single file line. i’ve been trying to google pictures for hours and can’t find anything close to what i’ve been describing and i feel INSANE
me: *eats nothing but spicy food and drinks alcohol every day*
also me: why does my stomach hurt
also me: why does my stomach hurt
January 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
me: *eats nothing but spicy food and drinks alcohol every day*
also me: why does my stomach hurt
also me: why does my stomach hurt
i know lesbians are known for never-ending sex but i love a quickie with my wife
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
i know lesbians are known for never-ending sex but i love a quickie with my wife
maybe i need a new hobby
January 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
maybe i need a new hobby
a whole month without tattooing is going to be the death of me. at least i’ll have a distraction in 8 days
January 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
a whole month without tattooing is going to be the death of me. at least i’ll have a distraction in 8 days
ok why haven’t i tried ben and jerry’s ice cream until today 🤤
January 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
ok why haven’t i tried ben and jerry’s ice cream until today 🤤
wife got me my first pair of Uggs today and they’re sooo cute. just in time for our lil getaway
January 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
wife got me my first pair of Uggs today and they’re sooo cute. just in time for our lil getaway
missin my wife bad 🫦
January 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
missin my wife bad 🫦
i really just had to mute the word “cat” on Bluesky godfuckingdamn
January 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i really just had to mute the word “cat” on Bluesky godfuckingdamn
contemplating getting a redbull or going home to take a nap
January 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
contemplating getting a redbull or going home to take a nap
you JUST bought a Tesla?! how embarrassing
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
you JUST bought a Tesla?! how embarrassing
yeah i waited last minute to save all my Tiktoks what about it
January 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
yeah i waited last minute to save all my Tiktoks what about it
my mood has been all over the place but maybe a tattoo would fix me
January 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
my mood has been all over the place but maybe a tattoo would fix me
need my wife to tattoo me baaaad
January 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
need my wife to tattoo me baaaad
i’m in denial Tiktok is really getting banned
January 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i’m in denial Tiktok is really getting banned
i love how we don’t keep sodas at our house but my in laws buy them just for us when we go over there
January 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
i love how we don’t keep sodas at our house but my in laws buy them just for us when we go over there
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Millennials grew up in the best era to be a kid—and the worst era to be an adult.
January 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Millennials grew up in the best era to be a kid—and the worst era to be an adult.
i was so productive today. i’m tiiiired
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i was so productive today. i’m tiiiired
finally watching Avicii I’m Tim 🥲 oh all the feels
January 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
finally watching Avicii I’m Tim 🥲 oh all the feels
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i love women and i love loving women
January 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i love women and i love loving women
regretting all my tattoos i got from my ex
January 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
regretting all my tattoos i got from my ex
i can’t believe i found this at my mom’s house written in her handwriting. you know DAMN WELL i’m getting part of this tattooed on me!
January 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i can’t believe i found this at my mom’s house written in her handwriting. you know DAMN WELL i’m getting part of this tattooed on me!
i can’t believe my bestfriend is doing RIVF with her wife like we did. i’m so happy for them! a win for lesbians
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i can’t believe my bestfriend is doing RIVF with her wife like we did. i’m so happy for them! a win for lesbians