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* Momentous * Mysterious * kaleidoscopic * Unrealistic * Yearly * devilish *
There are 293 steps to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
September 25, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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She looks magnificent
A goddess
Her long #golden hair flows seductively
Drawing him in
Her lure magical
Her arms embrace him
Her lips trail down his jaw
Under the #moonless night she feeds
Taking every last drop
Dropping his drained corpse

#horrorprompt no.1209,1210
#horrorwriting
#author
September 14, 2023 at 12:26 PM
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Migraine days suck especially hard when depression is one of its side-kicks, so I altered a D&D meme to cheer myself up.

#writer #author #humor
September 14, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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I’m trying to live life in such a way that I never have to explain how all my monkeys died
September 10, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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September 8, 2023 at 1:24 AM
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he’s resigning?
September 7, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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the urge to reply "yes but do you have anything more fun" when the doc asks if your meds are working
September 7, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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you’re telling me a drug caused this traffic
September 7, 2023 at 11:20 PM
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Kinda miss the vintage Obama conspiracies, tbh.

Remember the one about him being a member of a secret CIA mission to Mars? That was some good shit.
September 7, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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on the move
September 7, 2023 at 11:09 PM