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conservation biology, nebulously in my 20s || they/she
very purposefully not mentioning dancing through life to my therapist when discussing the music i have on repeat this week
December 7, 2024 at 4:31 PM
very purposefully not mentioning dancing through life to my therapist when discussing the music i have on repeat this week
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gotcha gotcha day! todays the day we gotcha, so its your gotcha day!! two years ago, we adopted fishtopher!! first pic is day 1, now day 731 ❤️
November 27, 2024 at 1:21 AM
gotcha gotcha day! todays the day we gotcha, so its your gotcha day!! two years ago, we adopted fishtopher!! first pic is day 1, now day 731 ❤️
all it takes is a movie musical to bring me right back to my origins (for good will fuck me up so hard)
November 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
all it takes is a movie musical to bring me right back to my origins (for good will fuck me up so hard)
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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
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People who think professional wrestling is real think that the allegations of covering up sexual assault against Linda McMahon and her husband Vince are fake.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
November 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM
People who think professional wrestling is real think that the allegations of covering up sexual assault against Linda McMahon and her husband Vince are fake.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
90% of the people in my little brother’s college freshman english class just failed an assignment for using ai what if i cried
November 21, 2024 at 4:12 PM
90% of the people in my little brother’s college freshman english class just failed an assignment for using ai what if i cried
my parents will act shocked at my visceral hatred of AI, meanwhile this is the media i was consuming as a child
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
my parents will act shocked at my visceral hatred of AI, meanwhile this is the media i was consuming as a child
the hatred i have for ai is generational and started right here
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
the hatred i have for ai is generational and started right here
she’s actually the funniest person on the planet 😭😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
she’s actually the funniest person on the planet 😭😭
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Duets in Sabrina Carpenter’s upcoming holiday special ‘A Nonsense Christmas’:
• Chappell Roan
• Tyla
• Shania Twain
• Kali Uchis
• Chappell Roan
• Tyla
• Shania Twain
• Kali Uchis
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Duets in Sabrina Carpenter’s upcoming holiday special ‘A Nonsense Christmas’:
• Chappell Roan
• Tyla
• Shania Twain
• Kali Uchis
• Chappell Roan
• Tyla
• Shania Twain
• Kali Uchis
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Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
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Oh no this is the most justified complaint ever
Boomer complaint : What’s the point in uploading my resume if I still gotta manually put in everything that’s on my resume
November 18, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Oh no this is the most justified complaint ever
50 dollars for a candle? taycapitalist has gone too far
November 18, 2024 at 3:20 PM
50 dollars for a candle? taycapitalist has gone too far
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Karma is a relaxing thought
November 17, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Karma is a relaxing thought
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God I hope this ends in these shit bags hating each other and publicly fighting
November 18, 2024 at 1:06 AM
God I hope this ends in these shit bags hating each other and publicly fighting
imgonnagetyouback is so addicting like! puts narcotics into all of her songs truly
November 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
imgonnagetyouback is so addicting like! puts narcotics into all of her songs truly
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Rosé reveals that Taylor Swift gave advice on what to watch out for, calling her a girl’s girl in her latest interview:
“She is literally the coolest, and she’s such a girl’s girl. She was telling me – make sure to take care of this, this and this – like, logistics. She was trying to protect me.“
“She is literally the coolest, and she’s such a girl’s girl. She was telling me – make sure to take care of this, this and this – like, logistics. She was trying to protect me.“
November 18, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Rosé reveals that Taylor Swift gave advice on what to watch out for, calling her a girl’s girl in her latest interview:
“She is literally the coolest, and she’s such a girl’s girl. She was telling me – make sure to take care of this, this and this – like, logistics. She was trying to protect me.“
“She is literally the coolest, and she’s such a girl’s girl. She was telling me – make sure to take care of this, this and this – like, logistics. She was trying to protect me.“
insane lineup but i love it
November 17, 2024 at 10:45 PM
insane lineup but i love it
i was the only child in my elementary school allowed to check out more than 3 books at time because they KNEW i would be reading them and that pretty much sums me up as a person
November 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
i was the only child in my elementary school allowed to check out more than 3 books at time because they KNEW i would be reading them and that pretty much sums me up as a person
i love the library i love the library i love free books and a cozy armchair and quiet
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
i love the library i love the library i love free books and a cozy armchair and quiet
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i truly think she’ll sing new year’s day & long live on the last night of the eras tour.
how special would it be to hear “i had the time of my life with you & hold onto the memories they will hold onto you”
how special would it be to hear “i had the time of my life with you & hold onto the memories they will hold onto you”
November 17, 2024 at 4:44 AM
i truly think she’ll sing new year’s day & long live on the last night of the eras tour.
how special would it be to hear “i had the time of my life with you & hold onto the memories they will hold onto you”
how special would it be to hear “i had the time of my life with you & hold onto the memories they will hold onto you”
going out to celebrate my birthday from last week and still trying to keep up with taylor someone light a candle for me or something
November 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
going out to celebrate my birthday from last week and still trying to keep up with taylor someone light a candle for me or something
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who up thinking about it wouldn't be for evermore. forgive me, peter. but this pain wouldn't be for evermore. and when I was shipwrecked i thought of you. in the cracks of light, i dreamed of you. it was real enough to get me through. i swear you were there.
November 16, 2024 at 7:32 AM
who up thinking about it wouldn't be for evermore. forgive me, peter. but this pain wouldn't be for evermore. and when I was shipwrecked i thought of you. in the cracks of light, i dreamed of you. it was real enough to get me through. i swear you were there.
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THIS PAIN WOULD BE FOR EVERMORE FORGIVE ME PETER MY LOST FEARLESS LEADER IN CLOSETS LIKE CEDAR PRESERVED FROM WHEN WE WERE JUST KIDS 😭
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 AM
THIS PAIN WOULD BE FOR EVERMORE FORGIVE ME PETER MY LOST FEARLESS LEADER IN CLOSETS LIKE CEDAR PRESERVED FROM WHEN WE WERE JUST KIDS 😭
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The color yellow in Taylor Swift’s art, a 🧵:
November 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The color yellow in Taylor Swift’s art, a 🧵: