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Stephanie
@ineedahandler.bsky.social
Neuro-divergent pan-sexual MILF

Would rather be climbing tress and drinking out of coconuts than working 9 to 5

Professional who cannot afford her city
It’s been not even a day and I’m so tired of saying ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME about every news alert
January 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Watching new years rockin eve on ABC

When they announce the new bachelor: “Boooo.”

When they show the new bachelor: “Oh hey, I’ll go on the bachelor show!”

Dayumm
January 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I don’t think I’m mentally stable enough for a squid game
December 28, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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Young people today will never understand that 30 years ago, when we got the internet, we were SO EXCITED to look up song lyrics.
December 18, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Yes but my sink full of dishes
I would like to handle one crisis and then not immediately have a new one at some point
December 9, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Perfect
December 8, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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A society is in deep trouble when greed is celebrated, anger poses as strength, and stupidity is seen as a virtue.
December 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Why do I keep seeing articles about WE DONT KNOW WHY THE NEANDERTHALS DIED OUT. I do. Based on my research from 40+ years of lived experience: We killed them.
November 19, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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“He’s a smart businessman…he’s going to fix the economy…”

Me:
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 PM
My 13 year old just lost his shit when I used the word “neat.” How radically narly.
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Drunkenly updating your profile is the way to go, guys. Take it from me with three followers.
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
It’s gotten to that point in the weekend when I’m ready to put on Hot Frosty and call it a night.
November 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Absolutely.
Women, would this work on you?
November 16, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Sweet Mini on her last day of life
~3/2010 - 10/13/2024
November 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM