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Simple person, thinking less every day

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I will probably write more about this later, but here's a short thread on Trump's speech to the TPUSA conference in Florida yesterday. (cc @emptywheel.bsky.social )

First of all, TPUSA's Believers Summit is best described as a Christian nationalist event. 1/x
July 27, 2024 at 9:44 PM
did… did Donald Trump watch Reservoir Dogs opening scene and decided the government shouldn’t tax tips?
July 28, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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Musk the type of guy to refuse to eat pussy because it has “no reproductive purpose *scoff laugh*”
July 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
the theft of 20,000+ Ukranian children is just part of Russia’s attempt to genocide Ukrainians and erase the Ukranian culture.
Ukraine has returned seven more children from temporarily occupied territories.
July 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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Less Jan 6 riot, more Brooks Brothers riot.
The very first thing Trump says in this clip is that they'll have poll watchers at every polling & counting place, and this is *hugely important.* Trump's campaign has reportedly redirected *all* funds from GOTV to an immense "election integrity" unit, & that's what he's referencing here.
Trump on Fox & Friends claims that he's instructed his supporters not to vote: "My instruction -- we don't need the votes. I have so many votes."
July 25, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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this sounds dumb and funny but it's probably going to be the most well funded voter intimidation and chaos brigade in history. a national brooks brother's riot.
The very first thing Trump says in this clip is that they'll have poll watchers at every polling & counting place, and this is *hugely important.* Trump's campaign has reportedly redirected *all* funds from GOTV to an immense "election integrity" unit, & that's what he's referencing here.
Trump on Fox & Friends claims that he's instructed his supporters not to vote: "My instruction -- we don't need the votes. I have so many votes."
July 25, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Roger Stones entire MO is to go after the vote counting itself. Brooks Brothers Riot and Stop The Steal bullshit.
July 25, 2024 at 4:16 PM
racist white MAGA supporters: “at least we don’t destroy cities like BLM”

meanwhile, white people:
July 25, 2024 at 4:10 PM
notorious scumbag and MAGA supporter David Sacks is getting absolutely wrecked by major tech figures on twitter and its amazing
July 25, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Louis CK’s fave president of all time was prolly LBJ, because they both love showing their dicks to people at work
July 25, 2024 at 3:07 PM
the genocide in palestine is fucked and i wish we wouldnt support it

at the same time i am grateful that we are supporting Ukraine during Russia’s attempted genocide there
July 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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VP harris’s stepdaughter ella emhoff just posted this on IG:
July 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, Charli XCX, Chappell Roann et al endorsing Kamala itself is a major shift since Biden dropped out. A really good sign.
July 25, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Men will literally go to the VIP booth instead of going to therapy
Strippers are honestly very conscientious and lovely. They provide therapy for more men than actual therapists lmao.
July 25, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Damn apparently OpenAI is on track to lose $5b this year and could run out of money unless they raise
July 25, 2024 at 5:42 AM
This is real
July 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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July 25, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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If you ask his wife, she'll say they've never had a threesome.

If you ask JD Vance, they have a threesome every time they fuck in the living room.
July 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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July 24, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Why didn't that the Big Furniture lobby has JD Vance right where they want him?
July 24, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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"JD Vance, sir, Google searches of couch and couch fucking have quintupled in 25 hours. What's that? Those searches were all by you?"
July 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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What JD Vance really doesn't want you to know is that like everyone else at the RNC, he loves sliding into a La-Z-Boy
July 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
JD Vance heard about pullout couches and got a boner
July 24, 2024 at 11:32 PM